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What color are your eyes???




gorgeous4u
Paola, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 10:52 AM CST
Blue Eyes

People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be.They are bad to the bone. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days.

......... hmmm I could do with a nice kiss ( wish wish wish )lips
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wfriars
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 11:33 AM CST
skimpydoo wrote:
You can be bad to my bone anytime


You should be careful what you say, I am headed that way!wink
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Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 11:42 AM CST
Brown eyes ( with a reddish tint )

Either sexy as hell or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love.
The BEST ones at sex. THET ARE NOT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO PISS OFF THEY WILL KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!! (STRAIGHT BAD ASS) Amazing Kisser. Re-post this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 m

hmmm
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VDLL1972
Rockin', California USA
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 11:48 AM CST
Black eyes

People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days.


All i can say is ... Damn!

That is not me sigh

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 11:50 AM CST
Hmm but mine are bluey green .. (like a swamp!) so I dunno dunno
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Arlene101
Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia Canada
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 11:52 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
Black eyes

People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days.

Blue Eyes

People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be.They are bad to the bone. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days.

Green eyes

People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful, are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, and random as ever. They long for the touch of another. They are very laid back. People with green eyes are very VERY sexy and very attracted towards other people. LOVES to have fun. They are alwayas up for a challenge. As a fire ball this person will always have you guessing. Yet they draw you in with their amazing personality. THE BEST KISSER YOU WILL EVER MEET. You never want to let go of this person. Tend to cover up true feelings, get scared over relationships. You will meet/stay with the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this.

Hazel Eyes

People with hazel eyes are very lovable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They enjoy 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are lovers not fighters. But if you mess around, they'll knock you out.They are real partiers.They are also the hottest of all. Very sexy people. They are very satisfying and they love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards. They are very laid back, chilled and love to just be around. If you repost this and have hazel eyes then you will be happy soon with the person who is in your heart.

Brown eyes

Either sexy as hell or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love.
The BEST ones at sex. THET ARE NOT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO PISS OFF THEY WILL KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!! (STRAIGHT BAD ASS) Amazing Kisser. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 m
I have blue eyes and can't wait to see who I am getting that kiss from.dunno yay
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Jan1305
(Moscow region temporarily), Murcia Spain
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 11:56 AM CST
Green eyes

People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful, are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, and random as ever. They long for the touch of another. They are very laid back. People with green eyes are very VERY sexy and very attracted towards other people. LOVES to have fun. They are alwayas up for a challenge. As a fire ball this person will always have you guessing. Yet they draw you in with their amazing personality. THE BEST KISSER YOU WILL EVER MEET. You never want to let go of this person. Tend to cover up true feelings, get scared over relationships. You will meet/stay with the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this.



Sounds about right. laugh

So when am I going to meet this love of my life Scottishlass?

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Jan1305
(Moscow region temporarily), Murcia Spain
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 11:56 AM CST
Green eyes

People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful, are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, and random as ever. They long for the touch of another. They are very laid back. People with green eyes are very VERY sexy and very attracted towards other people. LOVES to have fun. They are alwayas up for a challenge. As a fire ball this person will always have you guessing. Yet they draw you in with their amazing personality. THE BEST KISSER YOU WILL EVER MEET. You never want to let go of this person. Tend to cover up true feelings, get scared over relationships. You will meet/stay with the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this.



Sounds about right. laugh

So when am I going to meet this love of my life Scottishlass?

smitten lips heart wings
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Tiffanie
Nijkerk, Gelderland Netherlands
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 1:14 PM CST
Hi Lass. I have dark brown eyes and what you have written is the truth. I only hope the bit about finding someone serious in the next 7 minutes is correct as well wine
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The_Kansan
Claxton (Powell) , Tennessee USA
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 1:33 PM CST
Sometimes brown, sometimes green, sometimes nearly golden - Always been like that. It seems to depend somewhat upon the lighting, but mostly the mood I'm in... One of my "advisors" told me that I have the eyes of a Shaman.
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 1:43 PM CST
Green eyes

People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful, are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, and random as ever. They long for the touch of another. They are very laid back. People with green eyes are very VERY sexy and very attracted towards other people. LOVES to have fun. They are alwayas up for a challenge. As a fire ball this person will always have you guessing. Yet they draw you in with their amazing personality. THE BEST KISSER YOU WILL EVER MEET. You never want to let go of this person. Tend to cover up true feelings, get scared over relationships. You will meet/stay with the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this.
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hootsman
Uitikon Waldegg Switzerland
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 1:45 PM CST
Brown eyes -

STRAIGHT UP PIMPS!!!!!
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Tiffanie
Nijkerk, Gelderland Netherlands
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 1:54 PM CST
Rickster wrote:
Olive, brown, chocolate brown and dark blue on the outer sides. Some one is going to be in trouble.


Rickster I forgot that part. The whites of my eyes are blue, as are those of my two kids. You got any explanation?
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MysticalUnicorn
Hamilton, Ontario Canada
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 2:00 PM CST
Brown Eyes.
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PeachesandRay
Concord, North Carolina USA
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 2:57 PM CST
They say my eyes are brown because I'm full of it. Full of what I haven't figured out yet dunno rolling on the floor laughing


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Iceprincess81
Keflavik, Southern Peninsula Iceland
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 3:08 PM CST
Brown eyes - Hell yea this is me BUT I have already found the one Im meant for.

Either sexy as hell or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love.
The BEST ones at sex. THET ARE NOT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO PISS OFF THEY WILL KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!! (STRAIGHT BAD ASS) Amazing Kisser. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 m



Blue Eyes - Yep this is my man BUT he has to wait for his kiss till July. I love you Joey

People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be.They are bad to the bone. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days.

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lustfull
Tralee, Kerry Ireland
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 3:15 PM CST
I have blue eyes jees I cant wait for that kisslips
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Oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 3:22 PM CST
lustfull wrote:
I have blue eyes jees I cant wait for that kiss



I'll kiss ya.. rolling on the floor laughing "THE BEST KISSER YOU WILL EVER MEET"





Green eyes

People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful, are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, and random as ever. They long for the touch of another. They are very laid back. People with green eyes are very VERY sexy and very attracted towards other people. LOVES to have fun. They are alwayas up for a challenge. As a fire ball this person will always have you guessing. Yet they draw you in with their amazing personality. THE BEST KISSER YOU WILL EVER MEET. You never want to let go of this person. Tend to cover up true feelings, get scared over relationships. You will meet/stay with the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this.
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lustfull
Tralee, Kerry Ireland
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 3:26 PM CST
Oslojente wrote:
I'll kiss ya.. "THE BEST KISSER YOU WILL EVER MEET"Green eyes

People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful, are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, and random as ever. They long for the touch of another. They are very laid back. People with green eyes are very VERY sexy and very attracted towards other people. LOVES to have fun. They are alwayas up for a challenge. As a fire ball this person will always have you guessing. Yet they draw you in with their amazing personality. THE BEST KISSER YOU WILL EVER MEET. You never want to let go of this person. Tend to cover up true feelings, get scared over relationships. You will meet/stay with the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this.

Is that a promise cheering
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cathy61
somewhere???, Waterford Ireland
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 3:28 PM CST
wave Scottishlass,
My eye colour is:
Green eyes

People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful, are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, and random as ever. They long for the touch of another. They are very laid back. People with green eyes are very VERY sexy and very attracted towards other people. LOVES to have fun. They are alwayas up for a challenge. As a fire ball this person will always have you guessing. Yet they draw you in with their amazing personality. THE BEST KISSER YOU WILL EVER MEET. You never want to let go of this person. Tend to cover up true feelings, get scared over relationships. You will meet/stay with the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this.
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