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Trouserius Erectus

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DizzyDi
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:02 PM CST
The Erectus Trouserius or the trouser snake

is the world's most dangerous snake

Colour varies from pink to black

It is fangless

Average length is 5 - 9 inches depending on sub species

Usually appears in bedroom but can be found in unusual places at times

Attacks women in lower part of the abdominal area

it's highly venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months

HAS ALSO BEEN KNOWN to attack men grom behind!!!!!!!!!!!



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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:05 PM CST
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Skeptikos
Greenville, South Carolina USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:06 PM CST
We need to cut this dangerous dinosaur from the root of our society before it destroys us all!
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Scotland UK
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:08 PM CST
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bodleing
Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:09 PM CST
Skeptikos wrote:
We need to cut this dangerous dinosaur from the root of our society before it destroys us all!


Noooo......save the trouser snake!!!!

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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:10 PM CST
DizzyDi wrote:
it's highly venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months
I hear this can be avoided if you can get it to 'slide' into a rubber tunnel.
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Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:12 PM CST
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Scotland UK
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:12 PM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
I hear this can be avoided if you can get it to 'slide' into a rubber tunnel.


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FlowerOfTheSnow
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:14 PM CST
DizzyDi wrote:
The Erectus Trouserius or the trouser snake

is the world's most dangerous snake

Colour varies from pink to black

It is fangless

Average length is 5 - 9 inches depending on sub species

Usually appears in bedroom but can be found in unusual places at times

Attacks women in lower part of the abdominal area

it's highly venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months

HAS ALSO BEEN KNOWN to attack men grom behind!!!!!!!!!!!


The UK species must be different from the species from other parts of the world as I have heard that some of them do not confine their attacks to lower part of the abdominal areas although the spit is then less highly venemous and does not cause the prolongued 9 month swelling ... dunno
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bodleing
Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:22 PM CST
FlowerOfTheSnow wrote:
The UK species must be different from the species from other parts of the world as I have heard that some of them do not confine their attacks to lower part of the abdominal areas although the spit is then less highly venemous and does not cause the prolongued 9 month swelling ...


Oh well, i guess if you stay out of the UK
you'll be safe.





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Skeptikos
Greenville, South Carolina USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:25 PM CST
From what I understand, the only way to prevent this atrocity is to prevent the poison from entering a woman's. As a gesture of my genuosity and love of woman, I resolve to be the first to excise this nasty ferocious beast from my own body!
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Skeptikos
Greenville, South Carolina USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:27 PM CST
Just give me a few more drinks to muster the courage, and I . . . I think I'll be ready to eradicate the offender.
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FlowerOfTheSnow
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:30 PM CST
bodleing wrote:
Oh well, i guess if you stay out of the UK
you'll be safe.


I always knew there was a good reason to move away from UK after "2 bouts of prolongued 9 month swelling" and the same thing happening to my daughter 18 or so years later!! laugh It sure must be safer now that I am in Spain!! rolling on the floor laughing
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:31 PM CST
bodleing wrote:
Noooo......save the trouser snake!!!!



I would if I could,

if I could keep hold of one long enough without it spitting in my general directionangel devil angel
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HJFinAZ
Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:31 PM CST
Average length is 5 - 9 inches depending on sub species


Must be knicknamed "Shorty"!!! OH!! You said "average" length..D'oh!


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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:32 PM CST
DizzyDi wrote:
The Erectus Trouserius or the trouser snake

is the world's most dangerous snake

Colour varies from pink to black

It is fangless

Average length is 5 - 9 inches depending on sub species

Usually appears in bedroom but can be found in unusual places at times

Attacks women in lower part of the abdominal area

it's highly venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months

HAS ALSO BEEN KNOWN to attack men grom behind!!!!!!!!!!!


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bodleing
Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:42 PM CST
DizzyDi wrote:
I would if I could,

if I could keep hold of one long enough without it spitting in my general direction


Grab it by its dangly bits,

that should disable itwow!
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:45 PM CST
bodleing wrote:
Grab it by its dangly bits,

that should disable it



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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:48 PM CST
bodleing wrote:
Grab it by its dangly bits,

that should disable it


Yes, I have found that if you grasp it firmly by the venom sacks, you will aquire complete control of it and all its attachments.

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FlowerOfTheSnow
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:50 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
Yes, I have found that if you grasp it firmly by the venom sacks, you will aquire complete control of it and all its attachments.


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