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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Scotland UK
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:52 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
Yes, I have found that if you grasp it firmly by the venom sacks, you will aquire complete control of it and all its attachments.


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bodleing
Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:52 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
Yes, I have found that if you grasp it firmly by the venom sacks, you will aquire complete control of it and all its attachments.


OUCH!!!!wow!
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 5:00 PM CST
professor

The petrified Bonersaurus Rex may seem terrifying at first glance, but many women who are able to succumb their fears in the alarming glower of this monstrous cyclpos, find its viciousness is its most endearing quality. Because, honestly, it surely isn't cute.
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karmistry
NW Corner, Connecticut USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 5:02 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Mine has teeth and has been known to spit up to 3 feet rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I've never experienced that swelling for 9 months thing though....sticking out tongue
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 5:03 PM CST
[quote=diogenes]The petrified Bonersaurus Rex may seem terrifying at first glance, but many women who are able to succumb their fears in the alarming glower of this monstrous cyclpos, find its viciousness is its most endearing quality. Because, honestly, it surely isn't cute.[/quote


How come something so ugly can give so much pleasuredancing banana
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bajanblue
Speightstown, Saint Peter Barbados
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:10 PM CST
karmistry wrote:
Mine has teeth and has been known to spit up to 3 feet I've never experienced that swelling for 9 months thing though....



Teeth?

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:13 PM CST
karmistry wrote:
I've never experienced that swelling for 9 months thing though....


Probably because of the teeth
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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:13 PM CST
[quote=DizzyDi]
diogenes wrote:
The petrified Bonersaurus Rex may seem terrifying at first glance, but many women who are able to succumb their fears in the alarming glower of this monstrous cyclpos, find its viciousness is its most endearing quality. Because, honestly, it surely isn't cute.[/quote How come something so ugly can give so much pleasure


Oh I don't know... I think it's kinda cute...devil laugh For a laugh, google "singing penis"
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:14 PM CST
bajanblue wrote:
Teeth?



Makes you wonder if it spits between its teeth huh?

laugh
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tessylatease
Cork, Cork Ireland
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:16 PM CST
Skeptikos wrote:
We need to cut this dangerous dinosaur from the root of our society before it destroys us all!


Think of the effect to the ecosystem!!
All species should be preserved and allowed to roam freely!
Does it keep a mate for life I wonder?help
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Fallenangel74
southern, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:18 PM CST
OMG! I have been bitten twice!!! LOLrolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:22 PM CST
tessylatease wrote:
Think of the effect to the ecosystem!!
All species should be preserved and allowed to roam freely!
Does it keep a mate for life I wonder?


I love that attitude.
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:23 PM CST
tessylatease wrote:
Think of the effect to the ecosystem!!
All species should be preserved and allowed to roam freely!

hear, hear!!!!!
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tessylatease
Cork, Cork Ireland
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:24 PM CST
Although if I possessed a pet Trouserius Erectus and it started to roam I would have to have the vet make a speedy visit with a good ole lethal injection!
Wouldn't want it bringing strays back, or worse cooties!
diogenes wrote:
I love that attitude.
D'oh!
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:24 PM CST
DizzyDi wrote:
The Erectus Trouserius or the trouser snake

is the world's most dangerous snake

Colour varies from pink to black

It is fangless

Average length is 5 - 9 inches depending on sub species

Usually appears in bedroom but can be found in unusual places at times

Attacks women in lower part of the abdominal area

it's highly venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months

HAS ALSO BEEN KNOWN to attack men grom behind!!!!!!!!!!!




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Fallenangel74
southern, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:26 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
Yes, I have found that if you grasp it firmly by the venom sacks, you will aquire complete control of it and all its attachments.



No talways with my second attack i found it made it worse....The bite was way worse...sigh
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:26 PM CST
tessylatease wrote:
Although if I possessed a pet Trouserius Erectus and it started to roam I would have to have the vet make a speedy visit with a good ole lethal injection!
Wouldn't want it bringing strays back, or worse cooties!


Would you at least let it roam between your boobies?
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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:27 PM CST
Trouserius Erectus...... wasn't he a famous Gladiator?? grin

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tessylatease
Cork, Cork Ireland
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:28 PM CST
ha!
I am speechless, a rare thing, well done! Less of my attempted wit from now on!
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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:30 PM CST
Fallenangel74 wrote:
No talways with my second attack i found it made it worse....The bite was way worse...


I think you didn't grab it firmly enough!!!laugh
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