Strokin'!

diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:10 PM CST

Or maybe it might be that you plannin' on makin' love tonight...

But just remember, when you start making love

You make it

HARD

Loooooooong

soft

short

And be STROKIN'!

I be strokin'

I stroke it to the East
And I stroke it to the West
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'

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DUBLINGUY1973
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:13 PM CST

vonney wrote:

just the barmen??? oh trix we cant discriminate against the rest of the men in Glasgow

I wonder if Jim has warned them yet what they are in for

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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:13 PM CST

DUBLINGUY1973 wrote:

Not something i would openly admit

and why not may I ask?

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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:15 PM CST

vonney wrote:

and why not may I ask?. I'm not blind yet

Too right Vonney you tell him.

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DUBLINGUY1973
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:15 PM CST

vonney wrote:

and why not may I ask?

I'm more of a tubridy fan myself

oops did i actually admit that?

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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:16 PM CST

vonney wrote:

just the barmen??? oh trix we cant discriminate against the rest of the men in Glasgow

Of course not Vonney, we can't give ourselves boundaries.....we have to keep an open mind!!!

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:17 PM CST

Now when I start making love to my woman...

I don't stop until I know she's sas-ified.

And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified....

'Cause when she gets sas-fied she start caaaallllling my name

She'd say:

mastic55
mastic55
mastic55
mastic55
ooooh shi*t!
mastic55!

then I say:

OI!

Cut that out!

My name's Diogenes

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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:17 PM CST

Pptrixibell wrote:

Of course not Vonney, we can't give ourselves boundaries.....we have to keep an open mind!!!

oh trix I cant possibly put first answer that came in to my mind lol

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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:18 PM CST

diogenes wrote:

Now when I start making love to my woman...

I don't stop until I know she's sas-ified.

And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified....

'Cause when she gets sas-fied she start caaaallllling my name

She'd say:

mastic55
mastic55
mastic55
mastic55
ooooh shi*t!
mastic55!then I say:

OI!

Cut that out!

My name's Diogenes

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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:18 PM CST

diogenes wrote:

Let me ask you somethin'...

What time of the day do you like to make love?

Have you ever made love just before breakfast?

Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show?

done it around the clock

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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:18 PM CST

vonney wrote:

oh trix I cant possibly put first answer that came in to my mind lol

Me neither girlie, I'd get taken away if I said it out loud!!

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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:20 PM CST

diogenes wrote:

Let me ask JB something...

How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday?

Did you make love last week?

Did you make love last year?

Sadly... last year

But I hope to remedy that sooooon!

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:25 PM CST

The other night I was strokin' my woman

And it got so good to her, you know what she told me?

Let me tell you what she told me, she said:

Stroke it diogenes,
but don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough,
you can stick it up my... WOO!

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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:26 PM CST

diogenes wrote:

The other night I was strokin' my woman

And it got so good to her, you know what she told me?

Let me tell you what she told me, she said:

Stroke it diogenes,
but don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough,
you can stick it up my... WOO!

lol

an do that note, I will bid you all goodnight

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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:40 PM CST

vonney wrote:

lol

an do that note, I will bid you all goodnight

good night!

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