Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 9:10 AM CST
Today Brian my cat has now broke all records in embrassing me. A friend of mine ask me to be a character witness has she is looking into fostering. Knock on my door nice lady at door I'm from the foastering agency bla bla. M e come on in would you like a cup of tea./coffee. We sitting down having coffee when in strolls Brian with a glint in her eye. Now Brian spy's the nice lady and proceeds to do her cutesy stunt on th floor rolling around displaying how cute she is. Nice lady says "oh a kitten" i say "no she is fully grown she just small" Nice lady calls Brian i say "don't touch her she take your hand of she doesn't like strangers". Nice lady now is sitting with her knees up to chin trying to protect parts of her body from prowling cat when still interviewing.
Brian now decides to leave th room big relief interview continues. Suddenly i hear bang bang . Thinks oh now it can only mean! Brian comes flying into the room uses the settee that nice lady was sitting on like a cushion in a pinball machine. Bounces off it does a circuit of the room back up stairs and repeats severals time. Nice lady looking extremely nervous now and i have a fixed smile to my face. Interview carries on.
Brian is now lying looking totaly relax so both nice lady and my self relax to. Not a good move next thing we know Brian is in her bag flicking every thing out . a cross the room go lipstick, tampons. then Brian is off with something in her mouth. I say "what did she get " Nice lady says" my pen" I say "s it expensive" while chasing Brian out the door. Nice lady says yes it was a Christmas present" Lucky Brian can't have liked her prize much as she dropped it. and i was able to retrieve it
The rest of the interview went fine. Nice lady left clutching her handbag as if she been in Fagin's den however. I hope me owning a psychotic cat doesn't affect my friends chances to Foster.
