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One for the Girl's have you ever 'Faked' it ???? and why ???

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One for the Girl's have you ever 'Faked' it ???? and why ???

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newinsouth
Aiken, South Carolina USA
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:29 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
after 10 yrs i gave up thinkin he'd ever get it right !


OMG I can't believe someone else was in the situation I was in. So happy when I got my divorce, I wanted to celebrate by getting a personalized license plate with that date on it.

applause cheering yay
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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:31 PM CST
jlb684 wrote:
Ahhh, yes, and I am quite certain that jb and Morgan and the rest of us know the difference between sex and making love. Making love starts before the clothes are off...before the bed is reached...before he takes my hand and leads me in that direction (or vice-versa). Yes, we know the difference. And the difference is HUGE.


Even having sex is more then insertion.... if that's all there is it's nothing more then F*@king, and frankly if that's all a man wants to do I have no problem telling him to get dressed and leave.
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Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:31 PM CST
I just wanted it over...grin
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:32 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
For me i love the game playing, the looks, the comments, the most powerful sex organ is the brain, using your sexuality , way before the physical sex.


EXACTLY applause cheering applause cheering

But a wild hot quickie in the woods or elsewhere can be just as mindblowing once in a while!!!sticking out tongue
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:32 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
I hope I haven't offended anyone by speaking so frankly about sex. I worked as a sex therapist for a just over a year and forget sometimes that not everyone is as comfortable talking about sex.
i hope we haven't jb but it is an important part of a relationship, and it is a pity more ppl are unable to talk about it without feeling uncomfortable, who know's maybe if ppl read some of this it will increase understanding wine
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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:34 PM CST
rasgumby wrote:
EXACTLY

But a wild hot quickie in the woods or elsewhere can be just as mindblowing once in a while!!!


Oh yeah, nooners are good! dancing banana laugh
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:35 PM CST
rasgumby wrote:
That is so sad!

I have also had a woman so bad that I just quit. (now thats rare)

It is a real talent for a guy to fake it !


Been there, dude. Easy to fake with a condom on.


"Damn woman, I'm not a necrophiliac...MOVE A LITTLE!"
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:35 PM CST
newinsouth wrote:
OMG I can't believe someone else was in the situation I was in. So happy when I got my divorce, I wanted to celebrate by getting a personalized license plate with that date on it.
wave you are not alone wine
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:36 PM CST
Am I out of place here??
Why am I the ONLY guy talking here?????confused
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omans02
Antwerpen Belgium
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:36 PM CST
I'm yet to see the woman that will faked it and i would'nt know and will just say " thats not convincing", an experienced guy would know if u are faking the willingness or orgasm, the natural signs are there to exposed the "faking". If its not real it can never be like real, unless that guy have'nt stimulated a woman to the state of" near heaven"

Sexually satisfying a woman is a demanding work , u know your way around it when u know the right buttons of the woman to press, and leave the rest for nature to do its work.





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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:36 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
i hope we haven't jb but it is an important part of a relationship, and it is a pity more ppl are unable to talk about it without feeling uncomfortable, who know's maybe if ppl read some of this it will increase understanding


You're absolutly right!!! I wouldn't be in a relationship just for the sex, but I certainly wouldn't be in it without it!wine
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jlb684
Athens, Attica Greece
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:37 PM CST
j_goose wrote:
Been there, dude. Easy to fake with a condom on."Damn woman, I'm not a necrophiliac...MOVE A LITTLE!"


rolling on the floor laughing
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:37 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
Even having sex is more then insertion.... if that's all there is it's nothing more then F*@king, and frankly if that's all a man wants to do I have no problem telling him to get dressed and leave.


Well, there's "making love", and flat out "f*cking".....




Sometimes, it's ok to "hate" the person.......




I'm an animal.......
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:39 PM CST
j_goose wrote:
Been there, dude. Easy to fake with a condom on."Damn woman, I'm not a necrophiliac...MOVE A LITTLE!"


I tried that, bit when inserted.. for some reason it sucked the comdom off, so I put on another one,, same thing... sucked it right off... so I figured what the hell.. just went ahead and finished.
Have no clue what was going on but the baby was born with rubber boots on!


OK OK back to the topic
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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:42 PM CST
rasgumby wrote:
I tried that, bit when inserted.. for some reason it sucked the comdom off, so I put on another one,, same thing... sucked it right off... so I figured what the hell.. just went ahead and finished.
Have no clue what was going on but the baby was born with rubber boots on!OK OK back to the topic


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Thats a visual I didn't want in my head!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:42 PM CST
popcorn I'm not touching this one...I'd be eaten alive...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing and I'm not even a guy!wow!
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omans02
Antwerpen Belgium
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:43 PM CST
j_goose wrote:
Been there, dude. Easy to fake with a condom on."Damn woman, I'm not a necrophiliac...MOVE A LITTLE!"
before condom time, u still need to prepare the woman for the showdown, before penis time u still ought to know if she is in the moodrolling on the floor laughing
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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:46 PM CST
Oh sh*t, how many people are reading this thread? I just got flowered 7 times rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:46 PM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
I'm not touching this one...I'd be eaten alive... and I'm not even a guy!


And you would love it!!!!!!blushing
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 23, 2008, 1:49 PM CST
blue_eyed_blonde wrote:
I just wanted it over...
Hi trudy hug
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