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MILK to become illegal to purchase!

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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 6:40 AM CST
It has been stated that 85% of hard drug addicts start with a gateway drug known as weed. Since cows eat weeds and make milk. It now is known that 100% of drug addicts started with milk. Milk will soon be illegal, I bet!

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 6:40 AM CST
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 6:43 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
hahaha Nut



I wonder if women are going to jail for manfactoring an illegal product.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 6:43 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
It has been stated that 85% of hard drug addicts start with a gateway drug known as weed. Since cows eat weeds and make milk. It now is known that 100% of drug addicts started with milk. Milk will soon be illegal, I bet!



I live in farmland, you'll see me on my knees suckling cows teets to get my fix!!!conversing
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 6:44 AM CST
Us guys will have lots of fun getting a fix from the women pushers.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dknew
Warner, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 6:45 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
I live in farmland, you'll see me on my knees suckling cows teets to get my fix!!!



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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 6:49 AM CST
They will put teet covers over the poor cows and they will have to walk around with that thing under them, all the cows will become bow legged.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 6:50 AM CST
southsida2 wrote:
EEERRR UMMMMM SOME ONE NEEDS HELP


I just woke up, wait till I get started.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 6:51 AM CST
I'll become a cop, then I can frisk all the women looking for illegal milk.devil rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 6:53 AM CST
I will stop there! I have to go across town and be back.

Sorry for milkng that joke.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing blues
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 6:54 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
They will put teet covers over the poor cows and they will have to walk around with that thing under them, all the cows will become bow legged.
Cow bras, will they be one size fits all?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 6:55 AM CST
kneeling

back it up Bessie...

need to get my fix....

ah feels so good...

teets were too full...

don't worry Bess

I will help you....wow!

look, I got a good milk shot of RNG!!!red clown
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 6:57 AM CST
At first they will use pop cicyle molds.....bras are being designed now....congress is trying to figure out if they should have lace on them or not.professor
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 6:58 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
kneeling

back it up Bessie...

need to get my fix....

ah feels so good...

teets were too full...

don't worry Bess

I will help you....

look, I got a good milk shot of RNG!!!




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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 7:29 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
missed me!


not for long though...Bessie has like 8 teets, and soon we will have sprayed you with so much milk that you will be rolling in the corner of the barn...that's when we call the feds on you and they come out and arrest you - dripping in evidence called milkrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 8:00 AM CST
learnt how to hand milk when I was five, can still do today, don't tell me I am going to get arrestedsuper
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bodleing
Greater Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 8:11 AM CST
DizzyDi wrote:
learnt how to hand milk when I was five, can still do today, don't tell me I am going to get arrested


Hi Diwave
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 10:41 AM CST
Actually that was an argument from Goddard of the U.s space agency...before it became NASA!!!!!!!!!
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
It has been stated that 85% of hard drug addicts start with a gateway drug known as weed. Since cows eat weeds and make milk. It now is known that 100% of drug addicts started with milk. Milk will soon be illegal, I bet!
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Fallenangel74
southern, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 10:44 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
Us guys will have lots of fun getting a fix from the women pushers.



Hey! we could make some real good money!!! Cha ching!!!!
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Tiffanie
Nijkerk, Gelderland Netherlands
Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 12:45 PM CST
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Dknew wrote:
That just sent my mind right into the gutter
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