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Grab a seat in my mind, put your trays in the upright position and....( no, there are no seatbelts ) the attendants will be by shortly with your favourite beverage or drug of choice. Remove your clothing if you'd feel more comfortable. We are going to a place where men are made of chocolate, some are dark and pure, others have creamy centers. The women are made of who knows what, but are delicious.

When we arrive please exercise restraint because everything is edible and an aphrodisiac as well.

Caution: some of the foliage and some furniture may contain nuts, so if you're allergic to nuts, stick to eating chocolate men or "ingredients unknown", women.

For the women who pair up with a chocolate man, remember to leave the best part for last. For the men, I would suggest nibbling at their ears, they taste very much like beer and pretzels.

OK, we're off. Please remain seated until we achieve cruising altitude or my dream suddenly changes, (Then you're on your own)

Have a nice fantasy.

a voyage thru the mind of paws??? oh gawd,,,is there anything to drink??
GP

mmmmm....my imagination is begining to soar, my taste buds are waiting in anticipation...let the erotic adventure begin...mmmm

The ponds are beer. The streams are Scotch. The rivers are wine.

Knew It!!!
GP

Some of the trees grow Strats, some grow Les Paul's.

and are there any lovely mushrooms floating around?

ok now Paws,,have you been wading the pond? Streams?? aha! you been swimin' that river??? are there any waterfalls?? or maybe we could have the vodkafalls???
;-}
GP

Portabella, hallinogenic, all of them are there.

The waterfalls are exactly that ! You been creeping around my mind ?

The big question is, can we smoke?

beer and pretzels

ill try it


*dabbing beer behind ears*

Yes of course. One cig., will last the whole trip. It smokes but never burns away.

The women start off savoury, but become sweeter as one reaches their centre of gravity.

i have a severe vertigo situation

i think im falling

paws said "Grab a seat in my mind, "

well scooch over people
there isnt all that much room


and i have a big ass

Damn, a 4 legged, feather-less duck just entered my fantasy. Excuse me for a few minutes. I have to deal with this.

Test show the most seductive scents to men are gingerbread and pumpkin...

No need, I have a big mind.

This is like an erotic Willy Wonka land...