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10 things a Woman shouldn't Say to a Man

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10 things a Woman shouldn't Say to a Man




jus_4you
pleasantville, New Jersey USA
Posted: Mar 25, 2008, 7:51 AM CST
uptiger wrote:
??????
your too fat
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jus_4you
pleasantville, New Jersey USA
Posted: Mar 25, 2008, 7:52 AM CST
uptiger wrote:
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you don`t make enogh money
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jus_4you
pleasantville, New Jersey USA
Posted: Mar 25, 2008, 7:53 AM CST
uptiger wrote:
??????
your to old
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jus_4you
pleasantville, New Jersey USA
Posted: Mar 25, 2008, 7:54 AM CST
uptiger wrote:
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is your back strong enogh
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Manetho
Canterbury, England UK
Posted: Mar 25, 2008, 8:03 AM CST
uptiger wrote:
??????


Can i borrow your credit card darlingscold crying
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Alannah
Clackamas, Oregon USA
Posted: Mar 25, 2008, 8:06 AM CST
CleverUserName wrote:
"I'm tired of being the man of the house".Yep, I've said it.


Been there too!

applause
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Manetho
Canterbury, England UK
Posted: Mar 25, 2008, 8:08 AM CST
Zarah wrote:
I'm pregnant
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...is that it???
No thanks, I have already flossed.
Can we do it doggy so I don't have to kiss you?
You know there is surgery to correct that.
Yes well I know how a man orgasms but who cares?
Lilac...I must paint the ceiling lilac...yawn are we done yet?
No darling I don't fake orgasms...I fake not having them so I can sleep quickly.
I have a head ache
Yes darling I know that recent childbirth has reeked havoc on our sex-life, maybe something to do with the vagina stretching of the customary five kilometres...or the lactation leakage circles dried on my shirt front...mmm perhaps the recently stitched perineum should put you off.


Wow have you used all these, i have heard most of them but that last one was funny.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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gangel
Plovdiv, Plovdiv Bulgaria
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 3:38 PM CST
?h, nooo.mumbling
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gotrythm
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 3:45 PM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
you look exactly like my dad


ooops. I said this to someone on CS. No wonder I never heard from him again......
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allready
portland, Oregon USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 6:50 PM CST
You dont know how to fix that.D'oh!
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chimike
Chicago, Illinois USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 7:13 PM CST
Well, maybe you could try one of those pills...

(I"m sure there could be a woman's thread on this too......)
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Knill
Va Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 7:16 PM CST
"does this make me look fat?"
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solitare
Munchen, Bayern Germany
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 7:20 PM CST
Well, according to the news yesterday from Bangladesh, Dacca was filled with thousands of rioting men burning buildings and assaulting police all because women have asked for equal property rights which the Govt. has said they can finally have... do not ask for equal rights...
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Knill
Va Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 7:21 PM CST
Whats that thing?
Does it get any bigger?
Get rid of your truck.
You need help.
Dont make me call my parents.
Even the pills dont help with that.
Having a leaking problem hung?
You should shave your legs for me.
Im tired of your laziness.
I seem do everything here!
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Shai82
tarzana, California USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 7:25 PM CST
I sound like my mom.
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 7:37 PM CST
uptiger wrote:
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I Dowow!
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gangel
Plovdiv, Plovdiv Bulgaria
Posted: May 8, 2008, 3:24 PM CST
How do you feel about marriage?giggle
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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: May 8, 2008, 3:29 PM CST
Yes please
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twinkles1994
Kettle Falls, Washington USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 3:35 PM CST
Oh how cute, I didn't know they came that small!

Can we do it doggie, my soaps are on?

Ok, you can get off me now!

My mother is moving in!
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Posted: May 8, 2008, 3:44 PM CST
How hard is it to use an electric screwdrive to hang that Towel rack?

Not right now I am in the shower.

Did you cum yet?


I have said all of these.





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