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LADIES - THESE ARE THE RULES -




Skeptikos
Greenville, South Carolina USA
Posted: Mar 6, 2008, 1:31 AM CST
KCTFreeSpirit wrote:
The Mans Rules¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

At LAST SOMEONE HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY , THE GUYS' SIDE OF THE STORY.

WE ALWAYS HEAR ' the rules ' From the female side.

NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.

These are our rules!
Please note.: these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports : IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON
OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES.
LET IT BE.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT.
IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE.
DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE no IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF IT ITCHES, IT will BE SCRATCHED.
WE DO THAT.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG.
WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE... Really .

1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL , OR FOOTBALL,
or golf, or Sex .

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.



KCTFreeSpirit, I love you. Will you marry me?
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Posted: Mar 6, 2008, 4:58 AM CST
Skeptikos wrote:
KCTFreeSpirit, I love you. Will you marry me?

rolling on the floor laughing you have to ask herprofessor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing lips
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JOESINGLEDAD
Navarre, Florida USA
Posted: Mar 6, 2008, 6:53 AM CST
irishlass45 wrote:
Hey,where is the end at guy,I have told so many people about the other mr.wilson
Good morning Texaslass.They have to look at my profile to see it.Seems a lot of people didn't think it was as funny as I do.
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JOESINGLEDAD
Navarre, Florida USA
Posted: Mar 6, 2008, 6:55 AM CST
Just had to butt in there for a minute.
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Posted: Mar 6, 2008, 1:49 PM CST
JOESINGLEDAD wrote:
Good morning Texaslass.They have to look at my profile to see it.Seems a lot of people didn't think it was as funny as I do.
rolling on the floor laughing you had to but in?!laugh you mean the mods wouldn't let you post that pic? too bad if that was their decision because I thought it the funniest thing,one day I am looking and all of a sudden,Poof! I am talking to a butt,really funny stuff,too bad.nice to hear from you.
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Posted: Mar 6, 2008, 1:50 PM CST
Rules and me don't mix grin devil
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Roseblossum
lONDON, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 6, 2008, 1:53 PM CST
Is this from the 1800's. Thought I readthat in a book somewhere in high school.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing lips
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Posted: Mar 6, 2008, 2:04 PM CST
PILIPALA wrote:
Rules and me don't mix

we have a show here called tool time,and in it is this older man,a next door neighbor and all through the series you can only see half his face,the whole series,and this butt came in here and I just laughed so hard,tears girl tears,but I guess they had him take it down,don't know,too bad it was funny talking to a butt.rolling on the floor laughing
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gangel
Plovdiv, Plovdiv Bulgaria
Posted: Mar 6, 2008, 2:47 PM CST
KCTFreeSpirit wrote:
The Mans Rules¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

At LAST SOMEONE HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY , THE GUYS' SIDE OF THE STORY.

WE ALWAYS HEAR ' the rules ' From the female side.

NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.

These are our rules!
Please note.: these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports : IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON
OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES.
LET IT BE.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT.
IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE.
DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE no IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF IT ITCHES, IT will BE SCRATCHED.
WE DO THAT.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG.
WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE... Really .

1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL , OR FOOTBALL,
or golf, or Sex .

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.
















Always take your socks off before your trousers.laugh cheering sticking out tongue
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KCTFreeSpirit
Huddersfield, England UK
Posted: May 10, 2008, 6:00 AM CST
Any More Rules.

Just add your own devil frustrated D'oh!
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cutypie
auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Posted: May 10, 2008, 6:09 AM CST
Chris Columbus {not the guy to put out trash mow the lawns]........hit the nail for me.....thumbs up

Women are too too much for me God help you guys???rolling on the floor laughing

Homemakers mothers is what women should be doing instead of trying to rule man.......
angel
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tinymac
hilversum, Flevoland Netherlands
Posted: May 10, 2008, 6:11 AM CST
Yep - women are too complicateed, for sure!

There was a nice comparison made by a american commedian (forget his name) where he says the difference between men and womens brains is like this:-

Mens brains are full of boxes. Each box is intended for 1 thing only (e.g. sport, cars, sex) and no boxes are allowed to touch or interfere with the other!

Womens brains are like a tangled mess of wire where everthing is connected to everything else!! Thats why women can answer a man in such a manor that the man has no clue what she meant by her a reply! We simply shrug and agree.

BUT - the best part is this.

Men have 1 box in their brains called the empty box! This box has nothing in it what so ever. It has no purpose other than its there so a man can simply sit and think about - NOTHING!

WOMEN HATE THE EMPTY BOX!!!

"what are you doing darling?"
reply - "Nothing"

That simply drives a woman crazy!!

cheers frustrated
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cutypie
auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Posted: May 10, 2008, 6:22 AM CST
applause Well you are great to say that as most men sit back??want the puss but all the silly ness with women.The mars venus thing?
But I do agree with you women are no longer submissive.
Yeah not good for each ...POWER...EGO....

So sad really as we do or can compliment each that has passed many by??

Its the EGO now.................confused
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Middy
Yorkshire, England UK
Posted: May 10, 2008, 6:23 AM CST
KCTFreeSpirit wrote:
The Mans Rules¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

At LAST SOMEONE HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY , THE GUYS' SIDE OF THE STORY.

WE ALWAYS HEAR ' the rules ' From the female side.

NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.

These are our rules!
Please note.: these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports : IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON
OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES.
LET IT BE.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT.
IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE.
DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE no IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF IT ITCHES, IT will BE SCRATCHED.
WE DO THAT.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG.
WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE... Really .

1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL , OR FOOTBALL,
or golf, or Sex .

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.


sigh See this put down so many times now, yawn
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: May 10, 2008, 7:43 AM CST
This needs to be ordered and organized into phallic shape!
1. Men are NOT mind readers. Yes that is correct.
Everything else is debatable including the couch. Couch is equal opportunity.
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 10, 2008, 7:44 AM CST
Zeloniy wrote:
This needs to be ordered and organized into phallic shape!
1. Men are NOT mind readers. Yes that is correct.
Everything else is debatable including the couch. Couch is equal opportunity.




you have a couch?cool
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 10, 2008, 7:47 AM CST
hmmm wonder what his couch rule is?giggle
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: May 10, 2008, 7:50 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
wonder what his couch rule is?
Well we meet on a couch and progress to bed sticking out tongue
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 10, 2008, 7:50 AM CST
Zeloniy wrote:
Well we meet on a couch and progress to bed




hmmm how would I get to the couch, is it outside?
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