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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 5:39 AM CST
The perfect man is gentle—
Never cruel or mean.
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side;
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking,
Cleaning, and vacuuming too
He’ll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name.
He’s a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in anyway.
Oh, fuck this stupid poem!
The perfect man is gay!
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 5:40 AM CST
vonney wrote:
The perfect man is gentle—
Never cruel or mean.
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side;
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking,
Cleaning, and vacuuming too
He’ll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name.
He’s a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in anyway.
Oh, fuck this stupid poem!
The perfect man is gay!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 5:42 AM CST
OMG!!!!!
I got about half way thru this and was starting to think you were serious,, was thinking... WTF is she being real here.. I about died when I got to the end.

OK.... you got merolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing scold
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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Scotland UK
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 5:54 AM CST
eh? so what's wrong with being gay? u having a gay bashing? dropping jaw
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 5:59 AM CST
vonney wrote:
The perfect man is gentle—
Never cruel or mean.
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side;
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking,
Cleaning, and vacuuming too
He’ll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name.
He’s a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in anyway.
Oh, fuck this stupid poem!
The perfect man is happy!


Thanks for describing me.thumbs up
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 5:59 AM CST
skwidwurd wrote:
eh? so what's wrong with being gay? u having a gay bashing?



Not at all, doesnt it say the perfect man is gay.......
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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Scotland UK
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 6:09 AM CST
vonney wrote:
Not at all, doesnt it say the perfect man is gay.......


so you like gay men then?
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 6:10 AM CST
skwidwurd wrote:
so you like gay men then?


And whats not to like hun?

I like lots of differnt people
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 6:18 AM CST
vonney wrote:
And whats not to like hun?

I like lots of differnt people including women


Nice one Vonney devil thumbs up
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oslojente
Olso, Oslo Norway
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 6:21 AM CST
Good one!! thumbs up laugh laugh
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 6:25 AM CST
skimpydoo wrote:
Nice one Vonney


your imagination running wild again Ro...


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foreveryoung1
cartagena, Murcia Spain
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 6:26 AM CST
very good

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irishlass45
texas, Texas USA
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 7:14 AM CST
I loved it Vonny,good one and thanks for the laughrolling on the floor laughing
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 8:12 AM CST


Hey....Vonney...laugh you were really inspirational until those last couple of lines? then we wonder why...?
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trish123
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 8:21 AM CST
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Thanks Vonney, Im sure the perfect man is very happy and gay with his perfection laugh
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EastbayRay
Limassol, Limassol Cyprus
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 8:43 AM CST
trish123 wrote:
Thanks Vonney, Im sure the perfect man is very happy and gay with his perfection


I am perfect. In fact, I am so perfect I developed a personality disorder.

Hey Trish, do you think you can bring up the thread Riya created so I can save it to 'my threads' page?

I'm missing you guys and I keep missing you guys when I get the chance to come on CS . . .

Love ya Trish.wave
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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 8:46 AM CST
but that is right, the perfect man is gay, too badlaugh
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 8:50 AM CST
oh my god!! I'm GAY!!!
















wow! ......after all, I AM the perfect man!!sticking out tongue
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EastbayRay
Limassol, Limassol Cyprus
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 8:54 AM CST
kitty01 wrote:
but that is right, the perfect man is gay, too bad


I am the perfect man, and I will tell YOU what I am. I am not gay, but I am completely in love with myself. I AM the perfect man.
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HealthyLiving
Sulphur, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Mar 4, 2008, 8:56 AM CST
mumbling

That's why I can't find him...crying
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