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I thought this piece by Andy Rooney was amusing. Hope some like it as much as me, and can relate to it in some way.

Andy Rooney says, “As I grow in age, I value women who are approaching or are over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:

An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.

An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her.

An older single woman usually has had her fill of “meaningful relationships” and “commitment.” The last thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover.

Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Most older women are generous with praise, often underserved.

An older woman has the self assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Older women couldn’t care less. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libidos stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone.

Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal and she’s lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her daughter could never dream of. (Young men, you have something to look forward to.)

Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.

Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For ever stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize for all of us.—Andy Rooney

anyway... that's totally fine, because while you guys are bangin' that 22 year old waitress, SOME of us are making fantastic unforgettable (for him) love to her younger brother....

I thought this piece by Andy Rooney was amusing. Hope some like it as much as me, and can relate to it in some way.

Andy Rooney says, “As I grow in age, I value women who are approaching or are over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:

An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.

An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her.

An older single woman usually has had her fill of “meaningful relationships” and “commitment.” The last thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover.

Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Most older women are generous with praise, often underserved.

Fantastically written piece.....

I could'nt have put it better......

If only men would wake up to the facts.......

Whoooooooo happy days......

An older woman has the self assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Older women couldn’t care less. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libidos stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone.

Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal and she’s lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her daughter could never dream of. (Young men, you have something to look forward to.)

Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.

Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For ever stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize for all of us.—Andy Rooney

This thread is getting sexier....please tell more you real WOMEN who are over forty....but not 60...

Seriously, I've had it with 20 year olds, 30 year olds are okay but still searching, but 40 and up....I can dig em. They are so cool and easy to talk to.....and of course the sexing is off the charts. 40 year olds are able to match my sex drive.....not joking. But 40 year olds are at peace with a lot of things and don't worry so much about little things. They just want to sex me and touch my soft skin. The make me feel special in many ways.....okay done with that.

some blokes think that once your forty plus and single your a gold digger just out for a one night shag while out on the town, like the man said older women are forthright and honest and sexy and bloody well proud of their years and experience ,

I AM !!!!

And Amen to that!!!!

I agree!!! Experience agrees!!!

Three Cheers for the mature ladies.....

I'd touch your soft skin, but you're too far away!

Thanks for the reminder sweetheart

How 'bout a cyber-massage?

hmmmm...never had one before, but there is always a first time....okay, my clothes are off....now what?

hmmmm...never had one before, but there is always a first time....okay, my clothes are off....now what?

Plug yourself in.......mind the hair do......

Now close your eyes..... feel my hands?

Can't you go down instead....pretty please?

anyway... that's totally fine, because while you guys are bangin' that 22 year old waitress, SOME of us are making fantastic unforgettable (for him) love to her younger brother....

This thread is getting sexier....please tell more you real WOMEN who are over forty....but not 60...

Seriously, I've had it with 20 year olds, 30 year olds are okay but still searching, but 40 and up....I can dig em. They are so cool and easy to talk to.....and of course the sexing is off the charts. 40 year olds are able to match my sex drive.....not joking. But 40 year olds are at peace with a lot of things and don't worry so much about little things. They just want to sex me and touch my soft skin. The make me feel special in many ways.....okay done with that.

That doesn't sound real, coming from you.