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When your young and foolish you waste your money, if your male on wine women and song...oh and cheap gadgets.

As you mature you run out of room and cant take any more hangovers and work commitments mean you cant chase after everything with a pulse as you have a deadline and that spreadsheet needs doing faster than you can ask the nice new lady in your department out.

But, you know when your mature when the useless gadgets get to be more expensive.

For instance, in Jan this year i bought a new pair of travel headphones for my mp3 player.Not bad you say, £100 or £150 you say??? Afraid not.....i bought Boss ones....nearly £275.

Mind you, they do sound great, but i promised myself no more gadgets now i've hit 40.

You're NEVER forty...??!! No way....!!

yes.....it takes me ten minutes to get an erection...not ten seconds

I am , i am, and you should see my new ponsy designer glasses.I never learn.....ah bugger what can i say there was a sale on so i bought a couple of pairs!!

I'll be a few years younger when i fly out of the country again next friday

Ponsy...?? Don't believe it!!

And where are ya flying off to...?? Can't ya just walk??!!

Walk to Malta? Bugger that i'll die of old age the time it will take me to get there!! Far easier to sit my butt on a plane, put on my headphones listen to 3 albums then get off all content and run for the hire car.

Sod blighty, this time next week i'll be on a plane again

Just wondering... Do you feel you react differently to things than you would have some years ago? Do you consider yourself mature, or still have some "growing up" to do?

Somehow I get the feeling that you slightly missed the point there.... never mind, eh?!!

BTW... die of old age?? Bloody hell, mate... you're ALREADY forty!! You'd better get a move on, you haven't got much time, ya know...!!

I know what you meant, and i know i'm nearly half dead!

Anyone got a spare zimmerframe?

When you fill like a botle of age old wine

Nope, but I got some water-proof shoes... any good?

Gimme a new waterproof fluffy hat and a chequered blanket to put over my knee and push me towards the old peoples home.I certainly could use help with the commode emptying.

If i forget with my altziemers i might make a mistake with confusing the large mixing bowl and the clear commode..anyone want some cake?