So a priest, a rabbi, an archeologist, a house wife, a garbage man, and a brick layer are sitting around a table playing poker.
They're playing for quite some time. Money exchanging hands, beer being spilled, etc.
The priest stops shuffling the cards for a moment and says,"you know..all these people come to e and confess their sins, and I have to keep it all a secret."
The Rabbi says, " I too have many people confide in me, and yet, I must keep it to myself."
The archiologist says, "I have found so many wounderous things, but the government keeps me silent."
The house wife says,"I hear so much gossip, but I'm too nice of a person to say anything to anyone."
The garbage man says, " I find such weird sh*t in people's trash, but I can't say anything either."
The brick layer stands up and shouts, "I've got a Straight flusH!!!!"
