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A guy was driving when a coppulled him over. He rolled his window down and said to the cop, is there a problem

No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and, I`m pleased to award you a 5,000 safe driver award. Congratulaions. What are you going to do with the money?

He thought for a minute and said, Well i guess, I`ll get that drivers licence.

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the cop, Oh, don`t pay any attention to him he`s a smart ass when he`s drunk and stoned.

The guy in the back seat said, I told you we wouldn`t get far in a stolen car at that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said are we over the border yet?

Very good, yes!!

thanks

You're welcome, that's just the chuckle I needed, love. Any more laughs you can send our way??

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This one is funny!

thanks

Well! Did he get to keep his award?

Good joke!






I'll tell you one!



A truck driver was applying for a job hauling gravel. His wife came in with TEN kids to get some money. The man told him, you don't get job with us and we will never hire you. The man said "Why not!"

The man said,"It is plain to see that you are not able to back out of a hole without dumping your load."

I got a couple more i`ll post later when i`m done a job in atlantic city