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On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

He is a moron but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you,
Rick Mercer
This Hour Has 22 Minutes
CBC Television

Peace and Prosperity to our countries

Hi Marina

So much sorrow, so little time!

I don't want them to get upset so sorry from me also a Canadian.

Good morning Trish
Have you ever watched Canadian Comedy channel? Try Rick Mercer that guy truly has a sense of humour

ANd we are sorry Canada is ssoooooo cold when here in AZ it will be 81 and sunny today..

you perhaps have not been to BC, Biker? and it is sunny and spring bulbs are just about to bloom. Oh freshnest of green,lush spring colour ... that you have never will experience. What a Wonderful feeling of Fresh newborn leaves and flowers. Bike season is almost here.

I watch Rick Mercer and the Mercer Report all the time. He is hilarious!!!

I move that we elect you Ambassador to the US

Your first order of business is to make a good will tour of this country and spend time with us here and allow we the American People to show you a good time.


Chaz

Gee Rick that is fine.

I remember an American histroy lesson on a group of Americans that defeat the entire Army of Canda and UK in battle of Ottawa. Under manned and out thought you. Then walked thru the halls of your Gov't signing Star and Stripes.

But let us get serious here....and us talk Hockey....yes, that Canadaian sport. Seems to me that Hockey Town USA (Detroit, MI) has just a stack of Cups.....hmm when was the last one north of the border. I am sure you can remember. when was the last time for a Canadan baseball team? basketball team? Getting dry old fellow. But you guys like that Canadian dry.

Yes. we stayed out of your little adventure with Hitler early in the war.
But also I read of flocks of Americans that came accross the border to enlist into the RAF and help you out those first few years. Just have not seen to many Canadain flooding to the State post 9/11 to the do the same.

Yes, you guys have gotten into this. And we are thank ful. And thank ful to the others that have well. One was my dad that went accross the border to enlist in the RAF by the way. When he heard he was going to have to reject his US citizenship to do so on a new law passed. He passed on it. Most of us would as well. We might like you, but we are not going to give our country for you.

As for the softwood lumber. Well we still have many trees and forests in south of the border. We just don't get lost in them, we enjoy their natural habitat, and don't have to cut them for fire wood in the winter. But then most of the United State is a balmy 50 in the winter time. What is that in most of Canada....10? brrrrrr Great for out door skating rinks.

I guess that brings us to GW. President George Bush is the sitting President of the last World Super Powers. No one has ever even mention Canada in the same breath with Super Power unless it was connected to the United States. Think about it some, Rick.

Apology accepted. Enjoy the day.

haha...aaww..LOL..its ok, just dont let it happen again...

In answer to the aopology for the apology:

It's funny somebody must have beat the U.S. at some point or I suppose you could add Canada's provinces on as States. I recall in a history lesson that it was a group of Iroquois that the Americans came up against during a critical invasion tactic of Canada that had them turning tale and running...I also recall Canada being very nice to it's neighbour U.S. citizens and harbouring them as draft dodgers during the war era. How many Canadian draft dodgers was the U.S. nice enough to harbour?

I'm sure you don't have to cut down your beautiful forrests like we do because just like your oil supply being left untapped, your tree supply has also been left untapped so you can try to bully other countries into giving you theirs at a practically nothing price to supply your lumber needs. Or hey just invade the country and get it for nothing. But apologies are apologies none the less...

Canada would rather not be mentioned as a Super Power if it means making up exscuses to go in and invade countries to further their own ends...they are completely fine with their reputation as Peace Makers vs. tyrants and will continue to be for many days to come...

As far as hockey...it means more to us to win the world Hockey Cup than it does the Stanley Cup because it shows that we are the best players in the world, not just between 2 countries...When was the last time the U.S. won that title????

Now don't go getting upset and invading, if you want something just ask!!!!!!!!!

Apology duely noted and accepted...

Hockey.......who in their right mind likes hockey








Obama/Spitzer in 08'

Only decent people....

It's Canada's 2nd biggest pasttime.......the first being watch snow fall.

Hockey-

Don't foget slapping stupid Americans...such as yourself!!!!!!!!!!

He's moroff than moron




Earl

Thanks koni