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References to Martians are encouraged in this thread!
Bad jokes too...

Thread Piracy also encouraged!!!

Aliens came to your house last night and stole your monkey....What would you do to get even?

was i wrong to steal the steering wheel from the spaceship last night so that the alien that i'm having kinky sex with can't leave the planet ?

whats the craziest thing you've ever done ( that you can talk about ) ?

does your imagination sometimes get the better of you ?

I will include my homage to Martin Niemuller....it is not really serious in its slightly adapted form!

First they came for the Over-enthusiastic posters
and I did not speak out - because I was not an over-enthusiastic poster.

Then they came for the alien lovers
and I did not speak out - because I was not a lover of aliens.

Then they came for the tinfoil-wearers
and I did not speak out - because I was not a tinfoil-wearer.

Then they came for me -
and by then there was no one left to speak out for me.


JMO

There are footprints on the ceiling of my fridge, and a piece of origami in my kitchen sink.

I think they are HERE!!!

you did say "bad jokes" didnt you FM? try this on for size

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".
"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

and heres one for thread piracy.............

Does anybody know where Paul aka p seq has got to - I really miss his humour round here

Good Question!! Maybe he 's on holiday.

We can start a "Pseq where are you" sub-thread here!

I was wondering the same thing last night...

I'll email him later

Oh great, say hello from me will you please

Less caring and concern.....more blather please!!!!

Clearly blathering is not as prevalent as was alleged!

Three guys walk into a bar...

You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Falling, have you ever considered the sociological ramifications of blatant blathering on on hierarchical domestic subsets within a given culture?

Often!

That's what I was afraid of!

You can avoid the hierarchical subset problem in the culture if you put a lid on the dish and keep it in the fridge!

hmmmm...just stopping by, i got a lil irritated at another thread and thought i was take it out in here and laugh some...

so anyways...here fallingman i will come back.

Hey, what thread can prosper without a blue eyed blonde!?

Don't forget to put the dish behind last nights tuna casserole leftovers and leave it there until the day you move out and have clean out your fridge and then pitch it in the garbage!

I'm not sure there are enough sociological ramifications in that course of action!