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you did say "bad jokes" didnt you FM? try this on for size

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".
"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

Good Question!! Maybe he 's on holiday.

We can start a "Pseq where are you" sub-thread here!

Exactly, Falling. The key is capitalization. It's always worked for me.

A similar location-query might involve AutumR. Haven't seen her around for ages... Perhaps time to start another All-Caps Inquiry??

And Firstlight! Where is she gone to?

and heres one for thread piracy.............

Does anybody know where Paul aka p seq has got to - I really miss his humour round here

Why retrieve a load of crap dead threads? Or repost the same questions, again, and again. ......why not?!!!

because those are the main questions that bugs people over and over and over again and again and again. Do you see a connection in here?

sardoodledom Function: noun

Etymology: sardoodle- (blend of Victorien Sardou died 1908 French playwright criticized by G. B. Shaw died 1950 English playwright for the supposed staginess of his plays and English doodle) + -dom

: mechanically contrived plot structure and stereotyped or unrealistic characterization in drama : STAGINESS, MELODRAMA <the authors of the world's great plays are not mere tricksters in Sardoodledom -- John Mason Brown>

Now, aren't you glad you heard about this word.

So inspiring. In fact, you might have inspired the name for a new breed of poodle!!!

So inspiring. In fact, you might have inspired the name for a new breed of poodle!!!

Cross between a Sardine and a Poodle?

Yes, can't you just see it? The prized "SARDOODLE", winning dog shows all over the world!

Except it has a slight fishy smell, and with fur that feels more like scales!

I RESENT THAT

If you haven't anything sensble to say please return to your dancing monkey thread or the US political debate