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The Wedding Anniversary Gift

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Mar 12, 2008, 6:14 PM CST
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.



His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday!
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Imasquirly1
Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
Posted: Mar 12, 2008, 6:19 PM CST
desmond wrote:
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday!


Poor sap....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing He never had a chance....
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Connecticut singles
KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Mar 12, 2008, 6:21 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing :
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Washington dating
Fabulous007
Olympia, Washington USA
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 12:35 AM CST
NOW THATS GOOD!!!!!!!!
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PeachesandRay
Concord, North Carolina USA
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 3:26 AM CST
desmond wrote:
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday!


Boy did he have a "Death Wish"rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing D'oh!
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brunetteteen18
Mansfield, Nottinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 11:27 AM CST
Lol he's going to be 6 feet underrolling on the floor laughing
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