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If you could have one super power, what would it be and why.

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If you could have one super power, what would it be and why.

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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 7:35 AM CST
Your choices being,
speed
strength
ability to control weather
make fire
read minds/telepathy
xray vision
the gift of persuasion
breath under water
fly
morph/shape shifter,
see into other peoples future (not your own), the ability to move objects with your mind.

those were the only powers I could think of, feel free to add your own.

For me, I would like the power to fly so I could visit all the places in the world I always wanted to see. super
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 7:38 AM CST
hmm out of those choices.. mind reader/telepathy

.. or if I chose another.. inadvisability.. Oo I would LOVE that! rolling on the floor laughing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 7:38 AM CST
I would love to have the power to heal...that would be amazing!!!teddy bear
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 7:38 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
hmm out of those choices.. mind reader/telepathy

.. or if I chose another.. inadvisability.. Oo I would LOVE that!


tisk! INVISIBILITY rolling eyes rolling eyes
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 7:39 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
I would love to have the power to heal...that would be amazing!!!


oo yeaaaaaah.... but imagine if word got out..

you would be a hunted woman. dropping jaw
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 7:42 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
oo yeaaaaaah.... but imagine if word got out..

you would be a hunted woman.




I wouldn't mind...maybe I would do the hunting...find sick people to cure...help the blind to see, the deaf to hear, the paralyzed to walk again...yeh, that sounds about right...that would be my super power if I had the choice....thumbs up
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 9:33 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
I wouldn't mind...maybe I would do the hunting...find sick people to cure...help the blind to see, the deaf to hear, the paralyzed to walk again...yeh, that sounds about right...that would be my super power if I had the choice....


That would be an amazing gift. thumbs up

Just give me x-ray vision so I could see ya neked. jkrolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 6:28 AM CST
professor I would like to have the power's to be one with the universe and move the planet between space and time and manipulate every thing in its existance into the form of a box of dunkin donuts....peace
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Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 6:32 AM CST
innocent and mabe a cow that makes straberry milk strait from the teet..rolling on the floor laughing dropping jaw
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The_Kansan
Claxton (Powell) , Tennessee USA
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 7:09 AM CST
Claayer wrote:


.. or if I chose another.. inadvisability.. Oo I would LOVE that!


I think most women already possess that one. (Never seen a woman yet who would take advice.) sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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The_Kansan
Claxton (Powell) , Tennessee USA
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 7:13 AM CST
Oh, and I'd choose the power of invisibility... Just to watch people freak out when an 80,000 pound truck with no apparent driver passes them on the freeway.

thumbs up
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 7:13 AM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
I think most women already possess that one. (Never seen a woman yet who would take advice.)


hahaha rolling on the floor laughing

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bajanblue
Speightstown, Saint Peter Barbados
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 7:14 AM CST
I always wantedsan eye in a fingertip so I could look around corners, behind me and under the bed discreetly.

Typing would be very difficult though!wave conversing
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 7:14 AM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
Oh, and I'd choose the power of invisibility... Just to watch people freak out when an 80,000 pound truck with no apparent driver passes them on the freeway.


hahaha

IMAGINE the fun you could have invisible.



laugh
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 7:14 AM CST
bajanblue wrote:
I always wantedsan eye in a fingertip so I could look around corners, behind me and under the bed discreetly.

Typing would be very difficult though!


yeah.. THAT would make your eye water laugh
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The_Kansan
Claxton (Powell) , Tennessee USA
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 7:19 AM CST
bajanblue wrote:
I always wantedsan eye in a fingertip so I could look around corners, behind me and under the bed discreetly.

Typing would be very difficult though!


But at least you could "see" what you're saying!

laugh
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 7:20 AM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
But at least you could "see" what you're saying!


haha yeah...

and all the crumbs down in the keyboard.. (or is that just me- yanno I tipped mine over the other day.. and I have enuff in there for a MEAL!)
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 8:20 AM CST

I would be able to create reality based on thoughts with ease.
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Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 9:10 AM CST
professor if i were invisiable i would walk the dog ,learn how to tellipathically comunicate with her and mess with everyone by getting her to go exactly were i wanted her too...yay
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 9:12 AM CST
constanza wrote:
I would be able to create reality based on thoughts with ease.


Oo yeaaah.. like swimming in Willy Woner's chocolate river with George Clooney.

Something like that you mean?


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