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Joke for Claayer

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DizzyDi
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 8:48 AM CST
Man in mask burts into a sperm bank with a gun

OPEN THE F@@KING SAFE he shouts to the mangeress

He then says "NOW TAKE OUT A SAMPLE AND DRINK IT"

She drinks it and wipes her mouth

Suddenly the man takes off his mask to reveal it's her husband........







He says "See it's not that f@@king difficult is it"
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princebuster
leeds/bradford, England UK
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 8:54 AM CST
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 8:58 AM CST
DizzyDi wrote:
Man in mask burts into a sperm bank with a gun

OPEN THE F@@KING SAFE he shouts to the mangeress

He then says "NOW TAKE OUT A SAMPLE AND DRINK IT"

She drinks it and wipes her mouth

Suddenly the man takes off his mask to reveal it's her husband........

He says "See it's not that f@@king difficult is it"


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DizzyDi
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 9:19 AM CST
Ok try this one....


Man returns from the Amazon with a c@ck- sucking frog!

Wife asks, "What am I supposed to do with that?"

Man sys, "Teach it to cook, then f@@K off!!!!"professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 9:49 AM CST
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 10:25 AM CST
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 2:36 PM CST
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