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Tennessee personals
Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 10:05 AM CST
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,

'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterward s she said,

'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'

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kissmedeeply
New brunswick, New Brunswick Canada
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 10:06 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,

'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterward s she said,

'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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twinkles1994
Kettle Falls, Washington USA
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 10:07 AM CST
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HJFinAZ
Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 10:09 AM CST
I am confused, a woman that knows how to cook??confused
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Tennessee personals
Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 10:10 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
I am confused, a woman that knows how to cook??
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England personals
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 10:33 AM CST
hahaha laugh
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 2:35 PM CST
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Dublin dating
eve1woman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 2:40 PM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,

'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterward s she said,

'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'


Anyone in need of an egg timer in perfect working order. I am looking for a good home for mine.
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Iowa dating
blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 3:35 PM CST
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Alberta personals
kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 3:49 PM CST
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New Hampshire personals
Dknew
Loretto, Kentucky USA
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 4:22 PM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,

'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterward s she said,

'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'



mumbling D'oh!
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Illinois personals
Imasquirly1
Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
Posted: Mar 14, 2008, 4:24 PM CST
OH NO....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one Lass....thanks for sharing
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