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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 12:00 PM CST
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE IS HAVING A CYBER AFFAIR...

10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.

9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.

8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.

4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass.

1. Lipstick on the mouse.




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DizzyDi
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 1:01 PM CST
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FishingMTgirl
Big Sky, Montana USA
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 1:02 PM CST
laugh Too fricking funny thumbs up
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 1:05 PM CST
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 1:31 PM CST


sticky keys? dunno
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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 1:34 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
sticky keys?


Mine stick in but never get stinky.




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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 1:35 PM CST
lusciousmile wrote:
Mine stick in but never get stinky.



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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 1:37 PM CST
Thanx...No I know how to hide it better....laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 1:38 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Thanx...No I know how to hide it better....


OOOOOOOOPPPPSSSSSSSSS...Now...rolling eyes
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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 1:40 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
Thank God for small favors


You hit the spot! professor
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 1:45 PM CST
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jun 10, 2008, 2:52 AM CST
Worth a bump
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