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Why I cant Clean House.

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Why I cant Clean House.

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allready
portland, Oregon USA
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 3:47 PM CST

Weekly Cleaning

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way in to...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.
Now you know my excuse.
Thought this was real cute,................................







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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 3:49 PM CST
hahahah rolling on the floor laughing

(hey.. you know.. 'Fanny' in the UK is 'Lady bits' ) giggle
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