Posted: Mar 15, 2008, 6:32 PM CST
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging drink after drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife finally asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. She took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"