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A HAPPY ENDING

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jaywill2013
Sebastopol, California USA
Posted: Mar 16, 2008, 4:58 AM CST


I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work you get a gold watch on the first day.

Then you work 40 years until you are too young to work.

You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party, and you are generally promiscuous.

Then you finally become a baby.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions , central heating, room service on tap,and then......

You finish of as an orgasm!!!!!


I rest my case!!!!

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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Mar 16, 2008, 5:01 AM CST
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Mar 16, 2008, 5:02 AM CST
hahaha.. that would certainly be different.. imagine looking in the mirror and seeing the wrinkles vanish each month (or whatever) laugh

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riyablossom
somewhere India
Posted: Mar 16, 2008, 5:15 AM CST
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Mar 16, 2008, 5:17 AM CST
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vintagerock
karachi, Sindh Pakistan
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 5:09 PM CST
hear hear!
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sweethottie32
toledo, Oregon USA
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 5:10 PM CST
laugh sounds like the way things should be done to me...couldnt agree more laugh
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 5:14 PM CST
Sounds good to me. rolling on the floor laughing
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tryandcatchme72
corning, New York USA
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 6:06 PM CST
Best idea I have heard all day!
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