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Reason to stop drinking

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Reason to stop drinking

Florida dating
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 2:48 AM CST
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in
Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she
pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here
will buy this lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the
end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his money down on the counter
and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned
to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the
same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy this lady a
drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said "Tell me, Murphy,
it's absolutely your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but
why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 2:59 AM CST
crickets chirping as no one wants to admit that they don't get it
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:09 AM CST
desmond wrote:
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in
Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she
pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here
will buy this lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the
end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his money down on the counter
and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned
to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the
same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy this lady a
drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said "Tell me, Murphy,
it's absolutely your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but
why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"


Thats a picture I dont even want in my mind sober!!!peace
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Alabama singles
alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:10 AM CST
Crickets chirping as I was waiting for the punch line. confused dunno
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:10 AM CST
Crickets chirping as I was waiting for the punch line. confused dunno
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:11 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Crickets chirping as I was waiting for the punch line.



I thought it was just me... laugh confused dunno
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:14 AM CST
I've heard this one before, don't remember the punch line, but I know there was one.
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:15 AM CST
D'oh!


You mean it's an incomplete joke?
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KingLeo
Frederickson, Washington USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:23 AM CST
diogenes wrote:
You mean it's an incomplete joke?


No, it's very much complete.
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:39 AM CST
I am a warped man because I think I get this joke. A little sick but picture if you will a balerina raising her leg high into the air (Woman raises her arm and points at the bar) and her coverings slip.

Just my .02
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:41 AM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
I am a warped man because I think I get this joke. A little sick but picture if you will a balerina raising her leg high into the air (Woman raises her arm and points at the bar) and her coverings slip.

Just my .02


It tells very clearly that the guy has drank way toooo much!
time to quit!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:42 AM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
I am a warped man because I think I get this joke. A little sick but picture if you will a balerina raising her leg high into the air (Woman raises her arm and points at the bar) and her coverings slip.

Just my .02



Oh... thanks... I feel stupid now...


Now I can laugh...

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Once I had it explained, it was quite funny!


laugh laugh laugh
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:42 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
It tells very clearly that the guy has drank way toooo much!
time to quit!



After your picture for me I stop drinking



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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:43 AM CST
oslojente wrote:
Oh... thanks... I feel stupid now...Now I can laugh...

Once I had it explained, it was quite funny!



You are never stupid sweetie to me you are always beautiful smitten
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:44 AM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
I am a warped man because I think I get this joke. A little sick but picture if you will a balerina raising her leg high into the air (Woman raises her arm and points at the bar) and her coverings slip.

Just my .02



hug you are not alone, I just didn't feel like explaining it...rolling eyes

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KingLeo
Frederickson, Washington USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:46 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
you are not alone, I just didn't feel like explaining it...


ditto
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Alabama personals
Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:46 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
you are not alone, I just didn't feel like explaining it...


Yes, if I had to eat anytime soon I may not have. laugh
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:47 AM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Yes, if I had to eat anytime soon I may not have.




giggle
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:49 AM CST
desmond wrote:
You are never stupid sweetie to me you are always beautiful



Awwww, thanks... batting eyelashes blushing
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omega1036
spearfish, South Dakota USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 3:49 AM CST
HUMM I thought he was trying to be polite so he wouldnt be the next
red head that got fed to the elephant ---- and you thought you were warped !
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