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Indian Winter

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Indian Winter

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 7:29 PM CST
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and the members of the village should collect firewood in order to be prepared.

Now being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, " Is the coming winter going to be a cold one?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called The National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," The man at The National Weather Service again replied, "It's going to be a very cold winter."

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the chief called The National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"


"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy!!!"



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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 7:32 PM CST
OMG Des, that's great. Good to see you my friend. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 7:33 PM CST
desmond wrote:
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and the members of the village should collect firewood in order to be prepared.

Now being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, " Is the coming winter going to be a cold one?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called The National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," The man at The National Weather Service again replied, "It's going to be a very cold winter."

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the chief called The National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?""Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy!!!"



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Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 7:44 PM CST
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sexielady
Hudson, Florida USA
Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 8:10 PM CST
wave Hey Des,

An oldie but a goodie!!!!


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Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 3:02 AM CST
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Posted: Jun 3, 2008, 2:08 PM CST
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Posted: Jun 3, 2008, 9:53 PM CST
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