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Sniffer

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 6:24 PM CST
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA agent and that the dog is a "Sniffing dog."

"His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."

The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says, "Watch this."

He tells Sniffer to search. Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the Agent's arm.

The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."



"Say, that's pretty neat" replies the first man.

Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles.

The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.

The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."

"I like it!" says his seat mate.



The agent then told Sniffer to search again.

Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.

The first man is really grossed out by this behavior and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent, "What's going on?"

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"


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DizzyDi
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 6:35 PM CST
that's sick!!!! but funnyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 6:37 PM CST
desmond wrote:
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA agent and that the dog is a "Sniffing dog."

"His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."

The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says, "Watch this."

He tells Sniffer to search. Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the Agent's arm.

The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."



"Say, that's pretty neat" replies the first man.

Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles.

The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.

The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."

"I like it!" says his seat mate.



The agent then told Sniffer to search again.

Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.

The first man is really grossed out by this behavior and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent, "What's going on?"

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing It's just a joke. Good one Des.
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Alannah
Clackamas, Oregon USA
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 8:44 PM CST
Thanks Desmond! rolling on the floor laughing
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StarliteFantazy
FantazyLand, Arkansas USA
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 8:46 PM CST
D'oh! rolling on the floor laughing only u des!!!!

love it hunhug
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 8:50 PM CST
thumbs up smart dog, I'd be scared sh*tless too!! rolling on the floor laughing
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Mar 20, 2008, 3:39 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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rescuemepleez
clydebank, Scotland UK
Posted: Mar 20, 2008, 3:50 PM CST
Brilliant Desmond...thanks.
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starr
Somersworth, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Mar 20, 2008, 5:49 PM CST
ooooo.. Des... Politically incorrect as usual ...and I love itpeace
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