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what world would you take us to if i gave you the steering wheel that i stole from alien spaceship

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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 6:40 AM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Hey Gilly. What's up buddy? Still hiding that steering wheel I see.
Can't answer your questions just now.



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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 6:41 AM CST
diogenes wrote:
If you gave me the wheel, we'd be head to Planet Desperate. To the Capital City of Willdoanybody.



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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 6:42 AM CST
kitty01 wrote:
I would want to go to Saturn to see the rings and where do these space men come from any way, take me to visit their home land. Are the men sexy there too, if they are do not know when I would come back.



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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 6:43 AM CST
Tumpa wrote:
Dreams and excitement for Gilly. What will they think of next? Oh, oh.....I know!!!!

An alien comes from outerspace and hands Gilly the steering wheel to his spacecraft........



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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 6:50 AM CST
lovestrees wrote:
Today we will be traveling to Warm-Water-World aboard Captain Gilly's, NonVirginGalactic, slightly-stolen, spaceship...

at warp speed 69!

Our crusing altitude will be outta this world!!

Any of the CS crew, wild enough to join us, will be beamed on-board using the very latest in alien technology.

When we touch down at the capitol, NoOne'sLand, in just under 4 hours, we will ALL be able to fly like Superman!...

because of the gravity.

Lucky us, 'cause there aint no islands!

We can fly all around, and EVEN breath the water due to its high oxygen values. The local Dolphins or "Kimbas" are friendly and welcoming. They communicate with a form of telepathy that sounds like baby talk in your head.

Some of us will, no doubt, gather at the floating Cafe, "SpashSpot", for drinks, water dancing, and the best home-cookin' this side of the Crab Nebula!

Round-trip flights are available every other day. This entire vacation get-away is available to any human being at NO CHARGE, if that person can cause the needle on our new Positivity-Meter to twitch, even slightly...

WELCOME ABOARD!!



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you're a badmother !...warm water world !...thats one thing thats i've not seen been done yet and thats taking the spaceship to an uderwaterworld planet ( THAT HAS NO SURFACE )!head banger

TO MEET THE ALIENS THAT LIVE UNDER WATER !

cheering

BE BACK SOON TO FINISH OFF ONCE I'VE DONE A BIT MORE HOMEWORK


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horrorcorner
tiffin, Ohio USA
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 7:40 AM CST
gillyloves69 wrote:
recently and showed you where the spaceship was ? Mars



1. what would that world be like ? Full of men

2. who would you invite to go along with you on the trip ? Noone its a kamakazzi mission!
3. what would they see ? a really big explosion!

4. and how long would the trip last ?
Long enough for the bomb to explode and wipe em out !! rolling on the floor laughing


Not that Im mad at men or anything!!sticking out tongue
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lovestrees
Tacoma area, Washington USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 2:51 PM CST
lovestrees wrote:
Haillee HotRod, inventor of the Alien Game Show, Just Deserts, today awarded Captain Gilly a golden steering wheel to fit his very own spaceship!

Haillee went on to explain that all CS Forum Posters had been secretly entered in the game-show Just Deserts. Only THE most-watched show in the entire Alien Alliance!!

Gilly had been rewarded because of his simple, yet thought-provoking questions... and above all, for his kindness, a highly valued trait.


HEADLINE NEWS!!!
(beep, da, beep, da, beep-beep)
(typewritters clicking in the background)

Haillee Hotrod, during last night's showing of Just Deserts...
proposed to the entire Alien Alliance limited entry for certain Earthlings capable of registering 2% on the universal Positivimeter...

These Earthlings would graduate from "Brutality School" to the next level of "Neutral Questioners".

Of course, Haillee's proposal will have to be approved by at least 51% of sentient beings in the Alliance. (There are concerns that the Earth's sea-mammal vote might derail his proposal) applause
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 2:55 PM CST
Why my home planet you silly bag of mostly water drinking
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lovestrees
Tacoma area, Washington USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 3:02 PM CST
X5323601 wrote:
Why my home planet you silly bag of mostly water


and which planet might that be confused

What's it like there?
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charlos
Phoenix, Arizona USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 8:54 PM CST
Hi Gilly !

So YOU took that damn steering wheel.

We'll never let you in for sightseeing again....but remember, just a steering wheel will not take you anywhere.

We still have the rest of the ship, ha, ha....and lots of spare wheels...
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lovestrees
Tacoma area, Washington USA
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 1:29 PM CST
lovestrees wrote:
HEADLINE NEWS!!!
(beep, da, beep, da, beep-beep)
(typewritters clicking in the background)

Haillee Hotrod, during last night's showing of Just Deserts...
proposed to the entire Alien Alliance limited entry for certain Earthlings capable of registering 2% on the universal Positivimeter...

These Earthlings would graduate from "Brutality School" to the next level of "Neutral Questioners".

Of course, Haillee's proposal will have to be approved by at least 51% of sentient beings in the Alliance. (There are concerns that the Earth's sea-mammal vote might derail his proposal)


Time for another installment of "Gilly's Magic Spaceship"...

The votes are in! Haillee Hotrod announced that all Earthlings able to register 2% on the universal Positivity meter, WILL be admitted to the Alliance! Or to the nearest Mental Ward depending on with whom they speak first!peace
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 1:40 PM CST
Is this left- or right-hand drive? laugh
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 1:42 PM CST
I'll use cruse control
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lovestrees
Tacoma area, Washington USA
Posted: May 15, 2008, 12:25 PM CST
lovestrees wrote:
Today we will be traveling to Warm-Water-World aboard Captain Gilly's, NonVirginGalactic, slightly-stolen, spaceship...

at warp speed 69!

Our crusing altitude will be outta this world!!

Any of the CS crew, wild enough to join us, will be beamed on-board using the very latest in alien technology.

When we touch down at the capitol, NoOne'sLand, in just under 4 hours, we will ALL be able to fly like Superman!...

because of the gravity.

Lucky us, 'cause there aint no islands!

We can fly all around, and EVEN breath the water due to its high oxygen values. The local Dolphins or "Kimbas" are friendly and welcoming. They communicate with a form of telepathy that sounds like baby talk in your head.

Some of us will, no doubt, gather at the floating Cafe, "SpashSpot", for drinks, water dancing, and the best home-cookin' this side of the Crab Nebula!

Round-trip flights are available every other day. This entire vacation get-away is available to any human being at NO CHARGE, if that person can cause the needle on our new Positivity-Meter to twitch, even slightly...

WELCOME ABOARD!!


Queen of the Kimbas, Gwenolinn, readies herself before the Welcoming Festival for the visiting Earthlings, Gilly and Monte. Gwenny looks much like an earth mermaid, silver hair, and purple scales that shine with all colors in the sun. Even by earth standards, she is beautiful, with a voice as soft and powerful as an angel. She runs a jewel encrusted ebony comb through her long hairs.

She waits on her white throne to sound the horn that will begin the feast...lips
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: May 15, 2008, 12:53 PM CST
lovestrees wrote:
She waits on her white throne to sound the horn that will begin the feast...



WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO lets get this Party started now that I/m Hererolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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lovestrees
Tacoma area, Washington USA
Posted: May 15, 2008, 1:06 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO lets get this Party started now that I/m Here


Yes, please, help me reveal this wonderful world!?heart
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