Posted: May 15, 2008, 12:25 PM CST
lovestrees wrote:Today we will be traveling to Warm-Water-World aboard Captain Gilly's, NonVirginGalactic, slightly-stolen, spaceship...
at warp speed 69!
Our crusing altitude will be outta this world!!
Any of the CS crew, wild enough to join us, will be beamed on-board using the very latest in alien technology.
When we touch down at the capitol, NoOne'sLand, in just under 4 hours, we will ALL be able to fly like Superman!...
because of the gravity.
Lucky us, 'cause there aint no islands!
We can fly all around, and EVEN breath the water due to its high oxygen values. The local Dolphins or "Kimbas" are friendly and welcoming. They communicate with a form of telepathy that sounds like baby talk in your head.
Some of us will, no doubt, gather at the floating Cafe, "SpashSpot", for drinks, water dancing, and the best home-cookin' this side of the Crab Nebula!
Round-trip flights are available every other day. This entire vacation get-away is available to any human being at NO CHARGE, if that person can cause the needle on our new Positivity-Meter to twitch, even slightly...
WELCOME ABOARD!!
Queen of the Kimbas, Gwenolinn, readies herself before the Welcoming Festival for the visiting Earthlings, Gilly and Monte. Gwenny looks much like an earth mermaid, silver hair, and purple scales that shine with all colors in the sun. Even by earth standards, she is beautiful, with a voice as soft and powerful as an angel. She runs a jewel encrusted ebony comb through her long hairs.
She waits on her white throne to sound the horn that will begin the feast...