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lorax111
richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 11:02 PM CST
In Ashland the speed limit is 35 and if the train exceeds the speed limit it will get a ticket. In Henrico the speed limit is posted and when not posted the limit is 25 , so check the postings.

Dennis
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lorax111
richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 9:03 PM CST
solitare wrote:
First we had SIZE MATTERS, now we have SPEED MATTERS...what's next?? %D


There was a zen master (i forget his name, but it was difficult to pronounce in my tounge) he said that "I can poop once and that is enough, I do not need to conteplate all the posibilitys" ( well he did not say poop , but he was making a point) .

Dennis (I missed the sise matters thread, blast!),
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 6:26 AM CST
freedom6647 wrote:
who knows what the maximum speed limit of sex ? its important to know before u date someone


Its 68 because when you hit 69 you have to turn around.
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 6:28 AM CST
freedom6647 wrote:
who knows what the maximum speed limit of sex ? its important to know before u date someone
and where does one attach the odometer to?????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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ezgoing1111
Gypsum, New York USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 7:07 AM CST
...the odometer is attached to the ClOCK......lol...
...but at that speed, what if there is viagra involved....& AND the four hour limit is reached...? what happens then...?..
....a blow-out...? a ticket...?..for NOT speeding...?
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 7:09 AM CST
skimpydoo wrote:
Its 68 because when you hit 69 you have to turn around.
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katiecharlyn
dublin, Georgia USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 8:09 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
and where does one attach the odometer to?????
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2catchastar
Corning, New York USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 8:27 AM CST
does the speed limit change for wet pavemnent??
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dragonfly88
valencia, Valenciana Spain
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 8:29 AM CST
miles or kilometresconfused
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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 8:48 AM CST
I'd say if you get from start to finish in 60 seconds, it's time to check your brakes!laugh
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 8:53 AM CST
2catchastar wrote:
does the speed limit change for wet pavemnent??
thumbs up good question!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 9:24 AM CST
rwantin wrote:
I guess I could see where friction and heat could be an issue...


Right, Robert. A piston and piston chamber kind of thing. That's why I always keep a can of Mobile 10 - 30 weight oil on the nightstand by my bed. At first the girls just wrinkle their pretty noses, but afterward they understand.blushing wave
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chevy95
pollard, Arkansas USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 9:43 AM CST
start out about a little slow after a while, zoom into hi gear about 40
miles an hour, pure pleasure after that.
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chevy95
pollard, Arkansas USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 10:44 AM CST
i also think size, has a factor in how much speed, can be allowed
for the comfort zone. rolling on the floor laughing
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ise'nt it how big it is that counts. ladies?
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chevy95
pollard, Arkansas USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 10:47 AM CST
chevy95 wrote:
i also think size, has a factor in how much speed, can be allowed
for the comfort zone.


ise'nt it how big it is that counts. ladies?

whats your shoe size!mines a size 9rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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chevy95
pollard, Arkansas USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 10:49 AM CST
emc_eile wrote:
ok hun will check now ........ midship is some dominatrix and has tied me up and poured da vino dont me throat!!!!!!!!!


did it make you gag!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing canada
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