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Alligator Bet!

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Alligator Bet!




Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 1:15 PM CST
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator. He hoists the alligator up onto the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal ~ I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the alligator will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my manhood, unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink!"

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers and placed his pride and joy and other parts, into the gator's mouth. The gator closed its mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and whacked the gator on the top of its head.

The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitalia unscathed, as promised. The crowd cheered, as the first of his free drinks was delivered.

Standing up, the man again made another offer. "I'll give anyone $100.00 who is willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crow. After a while a hand went up at the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up............

I'll try it! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."
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Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 1:16 PM CST
Oops, double posted this in error. sorry.
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 1:17 PM CST
Guitarstrings wrote:
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator. He hoists the alligator up onto the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal ~ I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the alligator will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my manhood, unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink!"

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers and placed his pride and joy and other parts, into the gator's mouth. The gator closed its mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and whacked the gator on the top of its head.

The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitalia unscathed, as promised. The crowd cheered, as the first of his free drinks was delivered.

Standing up, the man again made another offer. "I'll give anyone $100.00 who is willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crow. After a while a hand went up at the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up............

I'll try it! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 1:20 PM CST
Can someone tell me how to delete one of these posts? Please?
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 1:31 PM CST
Guitarstrings wrote:
Can someone tell me how to delete one of these posts? Please?


I'm not sure but you may be able to send a comment to the CS staff and ask them to remove it. Just a suggestion. There is no way that I am aware of for us to remove them ourselves
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 1:59 PM CST
Nice one!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Regarding deleting the double post, if I'm not mistaken, only the moderators can delete threads.
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EternalStudent
Morgan Hill, California USA
Posted: Apr 2, 2008, 9:41 PM CST
.........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 2, 2008, 9:45 PM CST
EternalStudent wrote:
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