Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 1:15 PM CST
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator. He hoists the alligator up onto the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal ~ I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the alligator will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my manhood, unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink!"
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers and placed his pride and joy and other parts, into the gator's mouth. The gator closed its mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and whacked the gator on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitalia unscathed, as promised. The crowd cheered, as the first of his free drinks was delivered.
Standing up, the man again made another offer. "I'll give anyone $100.00 who is willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crow. After a while a hand went up at the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up............
I'll try it! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."