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spiceygamble
Hell, North Carolina USA
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 7:55 PM CST
Go here:

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG


then post the compliment it generated, just for you.
Have fun!

wave
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 7:57 PM CST
hahah I got..


Dustmites the world over love you for your feet.
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uk_man_31
norwich, Norfolk, England UK
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 7:58 PM CST
sir, you have most exquisite breastsrolling on the floor laughing
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 7:58 PM CST
If I were to combine your blood, toes, and hair, it might not be you, but it would be enough for my basic desires.
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:01 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
If I were to combine your blood, toes, and hair, it might not be you, but it would be enough for my basic desires.


haha Aaaww I like that actually laugh
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Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:01 PM CST
You do dine so emergently that sanguine trepidation overcomes the house-staff.
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uk_man_31
norwich, Norfolk, England UK
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:01 PM CST
The shape of your ears is the totality of bedpans in a fit of cholera

cool site rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:02 PM CST
Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:04 PM CST
The quietness of a manhole cover cannot compare with the wild vapours of nylon I sense in your larynx. laugh
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:05 PM CST
Your unexpected explosion entangles us in a web of premature umbrellas and precocious timepieces.

dunno
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heedee
newry, Armagh, Ireland
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:06 PM CST
If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers.
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opalbeauty
Worcester County USA
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:07 PM CST
Softly seething, surreal breathing..
Ignite the cannon with sphagnum lanthum..
Laud the armies of diphthongs with your superannuating Diphtheria..
And I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries.

I went to the link. What the heck does that mean? It doesn't sound like a compliment.
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:08 PM CST
You have the patience of a trilobite.

and I was about to complain about copy & pasting URL...
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:15 PM CST
You are as orange as a congeleen afro curled around the bony edges of a silver spoon expressing its innermost desires for a lime-based detergent.

Sounds more like an insult!
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1htmma
Northwest, Oregon USA
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:26 PM CST
Tensile congratulations on your conceptual development of obliterative exis

translation....IMO
Thinkin YEP......"Tenacious" thass Me

V.

devil angel
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spiceygamble
Hell, North Carolina USA
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:27 PM CST
Your brother's chicken coop is as abundant as the home port of the U.S. Navy's Sixth Fleet.



Wait until my brother hears about this.
lmao!
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:30 PM CST
The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism.

Not the first time I hear that. rolling eyes
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Galactic_bodhi
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:33 PM CST
Your nasal linings will last as long as the skin of rocks, thrust enigmatically upon a distant shorline of mating beetles.

Or, you've got a big snozz, but that's okay, it's kinda' sexy in a wierd, phalleolithic way.
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spiceygamble
Hell, North Carolina USA
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:33 PM CST
Zeloniy wrote:
The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism.

Not the first time I hear that.


Oh, that's a good one!
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Mar 23, 2008, 8:38 PM CST
u move with the eloquence of disintegrating fuselage. confused
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