Posted: Mar 25, 2008, 10:02 PM CST
Clinton and Bush were in a restaurant ordering brunch. The waitress asks Clinton what he would like to order. After looking at the menu, Bill says, "I would like Eggs Benedict."
The waitress says, "Fine, and what will you have President Bush?"
Perusing the menu, George says, "Well, I think I'd like to have a quickie."
Taken aback, the waitress responds, "Why President Bush, that's awful, and you're the President .
Then Bill leans over and whispers into Bush's ear, "George, that's pronounced 'quiche.'"
Bush responds - "Hey, you order what you want and I'll order what I want."