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Politically correct terms for Males




j_goose71
Over there, Ohio USA
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 11:03 PM CST

He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

He does not: Hog the blankets He is: Thermally unappreciative

He is not: Unsophisticated He is: Socially malformed

He does not: Eat like a pig He suffers from: Reverse bulimia

He is not: A sex machine He is: Romantically automated

He is not a: Male chauvinist pig He has: Swine empathy

He is not: Quiet He is a: Conversational minimalist

You do not: Undress him with your eyes You have a: Introspective pornographic moment

He is not: Afraid of commitment He is: Monogamously challenged

He does not have a: Fabulous rear end He has achieved: Buttocks perfection

He is not: Stupid He suffers from: Minimal cranial development

He does not: Get lost all the time He discovers: Alternative destinations

He is not: Balding He is in: Follicle regression

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