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Hey it was kinda funny anyway.

Hey Journal,

Here's a funny story for you, since you love to hear about weird crap that happens to me...

So I have this lady friend over one time, and she goes to the bathroom. I'm laid back relaxing in the dark, and she jumps up on the bed, and knees my nuts up into the roof of my mouth.

Nothing like a good shot to the junk to let you know you're still alive. Although, you generally wish you were dead after.

Later Journal

Dear Journal,

Can I talk to you about something that makes me really sad? It's my daughter... she keeps referring to her Mom's new husband as her "Dad". It tears me up inside, and I don't know what to do about it. Sometimes I correct her, and remind her that I am her Father. Sometimes, I try to pretend that I didn't her or something, you know...not show any emotion about it. But...every time I feel like crying.

Talk to you later Journal

Dio.
Your daughter has two fathers now.My son had three.
Have a flesh and blood discussion with her.

my boys call their step dad pops.. i am dad or father, he been with their mother 30 years my girls don't like never have so they refrain from talking about him. don't bother me u might suggest this to her how old is she

Anybody know this man? i want to marry him one day, cause am::smitten: with his kitten,and his same purrrrrs as mine,"I think i love him" forever yours

Dear Journal,

My daughter loves to go eat at the Chinese Buffet. They have an ice cream machine there, and we get ice cream after we eat. Now, I already know what she wants, but I still ask her every time because it's soooooo cute! I ask, "Do you want chocolate, vanilla, or swirl?" She says, "Squirrel".

I loooove that Journal!

Catch you later Journal

Dear missDior,

I don't blame you!

She only has one Dad Dio and that is YOU

Dear Journal,

I've got a big lonely pimple on my back. It's in a spot that I can't reach, and it's killing....Can you get it for me Journal?

Lord I need a caring woman in m life Journal! Tell all your friends.

Later

Yo Journal What's Happening?

Have you ever seen those television commercials for Progressive Insurance? Well there's this restaurant that we go to sometimes after work, and a waitress looks almost exactly like Flo from those commercials.

One of my buddies from work has a crush on her. Now you know me Journal, I'd have a crush on her too if she was Flo from the commercials. You know I always fall for comediennes. But now this guy's all mad at me. He's says that I ruined his perception of her.

Why Journal?

Just because I pointed out that she has one of those under the body butts?

For real Journal, it's like she's been waitressing in this little town too long, and all the Rednecks slapping her ass when she walks by have finally slapped it down in between her legs. Hey! I just call it like I see it Journal. She's got a little bit of a muffin top too, so the little bit of fat on her back looks more like a butt than her butt. It's really wierd Journal. Like there's the butt that's too high up on her back, and then the other one that's down between her legs. Plus, her short pants had those button down flaps on the back pockets, and the flaps were pointy like V shaped sort of....like little arrows pointing down away from her back fat to the secret location of her real butt between her legs.

I mean, I don't care...he can have a crush on her if he wants...It's just not for me that's all I'm saying.

Later Journal

G girl why are you coming into the thread snoring at what Dio writes and getting attitude?

Such a way with words I just love it Dio.

G girl why are you coming into the thread snoring at what Dio writes and getting attitude?
its our secret public joke sxc.

okies no prob didn't realise that.

lmao - all good mate! i like haranguing the guy when he's away.