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drivenbysound
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:46 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
yeah if you chop them in half and pop them in your bra.. you can kill two birds with one stone!


rolling on the floor laughing

Damn, you have the best ideas.
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:46 PM CST
blue_eyed_blonde wrote:
oh let me get rid of the onions, so when you show me, im not crying...you could take it the wrong way...you know size matters.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing dropping jaw That would've hurt my feelings too.dropping jaw It is t h i s BIG.

That look really small on the screen. frustrated D'oh!
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:47 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Knew that had to be the one. Didn't know what it was until Princess brought it up once.





and you were kind enough to explain to me what it was.....batting eyelashes





























rolling on the floor laughing ......................sticking out tongue ....................rolling on the floor laughing
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:48 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
That would've hurt my feelings too. It is t h i s BIG.

That look really small on the screen.


hug comfort bouquet of flowers
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:48 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
fake Boobies AND fake tears


Oh you faker u. rolling on the floor laughing I'm feeling like having an onion or two.devil
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:49 PM CST
drivenbysound wrote:
Damn, you have the best ideas.


yeah idea and later.. when the tears have worked.. and you get your own way.. you can slice them up.. pop them in the pan and have them on your hot dogs.



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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:50 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Oh you faker u. I'm feeling like having an onion or two.


Personally.. I prefer 'Paht Apples' YUM!

devil
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:51 PM CST
StarliteFantazy wrote:
only you claire


Waaaaaaaat... angel
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:52 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Personally.. I prefer 'Paht Apples' YUM!


oh cuss....what do they taste likegrin
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:52 PM CST
drivenbysound wrote:
Yes, please do. I would like to see you as a hippie chic.


I will. I need to hook up my scanner again anyway.

I can't remember what my name was but my character was the inventor of tye-dye and the founder of the low-fee love movement!

The front of my tye-dye shirt had "low fee love" and the back had "cheap but not free"

laugh
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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:52 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
yeah and later.. when the tears have worked.. and you get your own way.. you can slice them up.. pop them in the pan and have them on your hot dogs.


You had to choose hot dogs... didn't you? sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:52 PM CST
blue_eyed_blonde wrote:
oh cuss....what do they taste like


I'm saying NOTHING devil



laugh
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:53 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
You had to choose hot dogs... didn't you?


hahaha.. actually I quite fancy one now..

:::whispers::: got any any onions in your bra?
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drivenbysound
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:53 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
yeah and later.. when the tears have worked.. and you get your own way.. you can slice them up.. pop them in the pan and have them on your hot dogs.


Eeewww..even after they've been in chickie's bra?



uh oh!



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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:53 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Personally.. I prefer 'Paht Apples' YUM!


I had to look it up!!!!!!!!!!! thumbs up smitten devil dropping jaw
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:54 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
I'm saying NOTHING


flava...laugh
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:54 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
I had to look it up!!!!!!!!!!!


Woooo.. I wasn't sure they had The dictionary of Claayer-isms on-line yet.. WHOOP! applause
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drivenbysound
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:54 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
I will. I need to hook up my scanner again anyway.

I can't remember what my name was but my character was the inventor of tye-dye and the founder of the low-fee love movement!

The front of my tye-dye shirt had "low fee love" and the back had "cheap but not free"


Haha.. Brilliant!

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 10:56 PM CST
drivenbysound wrote:
Haha.. Brilliant!



It was one of the most fun parties I've ever been to. I highly recommend them. You can buy a kit that includes the whole thing, even the menu.
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 11:03 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
It was one of the most fun parties I've ever been to. I highly recommend them. You can buy a kit that includes the whole thing, even the menu.


hahah It does sound like fun
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