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riyablossom
somewhere India
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:15 PM CST
Q: looking for a lady who is simple , ready to cook bake and clean , babysit them and their children , clean their home , garage and the furniture, look freshly laundered and lovely when he comes home , wait for him over breakfast and dinner, kiss goodnite and goodmorning and text good afternoon , mop and sweep to perfection , adore him to the verge of choking spells ???????





well ...














uhh ... what can is say .... all questions need not be answered

hole hole
: sorry i know thats a miserable joke :
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:16 PM CST
riyablossom wrote:
Q: looking for a lady who is simple , ready to cook bake and clean , babysit them and their children , clean their home , garage and the furniture, look freshly laundered and lovely when he comes home , wait for him over breakfast and dinner, kiss goodnite and goodmorning and text good afternoon , mop and sweep to perfection , adore him to the verge of choking spells ???????well ...uhh ... what can is say .... all questions need not be answered


: sorry i know thats a miserable joke :



If they are: It's called a maid!!!!!!!!!!


rolling eyes sticking out tongue laugh
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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:17 PM CST
dam girlrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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riyablossom
somewhere India
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:18 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
If they are: It's called a maid!!!!!!!!!!


scold no ways .. you cant have them do " kiss goodnite and goodmorning and text good afternoon "
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:19 PM CST
riyablossom wrote:
no ways .. you cant have them do " kiss goodnite and goodmorning and text good afternoon "



Ok....A maid with benefits then....laugh
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nomindgames
Painesville, Ohio USA
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:19 PM CST
There's beavers mom,June Cleaver.
If you don't know her,she was mom on Leave It To Beaver a show in the 60's.
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riyablossom
somewhere India
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:20 PM CST
nomindgames wrote:
There's beavers mom,June Cleaver.
If you don't know her,she was mom on Leave It To Beaver a show in the 60's.


wave hi NMG ..
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morganlee
marmaris, Aegean Turkey
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:21 PM CST
riyablossom wrote:
Q: looking for a lady who is simple , ready to cook bake and clean , babysit them and their children , clean their home , garage and the furniture, look freshly laundered and lovely when he comes home , wait for him over breakfast and dinner, kiss goodnite and goodmorning and text good afternoon , mop and sweep to perfection , adore him to the verge of choking spells ???????well ...uhh ... what can is say .... all questions need not be answered


: sorry i know thats a miserable joke :
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:21 PM CST
nomindgames wrote:
There's beavers mom,June Cleaver.
If you don't know her,she was mom on Leave It To Beaver a show in the 60's.

Bad mental image of June Cleaver choking on Wardbarfing


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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riyablossom
somewhere India
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:26 PM CST
Think about it .. i am wondering what i was thinking the second when i posted that ...

hole :: thats embarassing ::
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bodleing
Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:30 PM CST
A man needs a maid!!! applause








hole






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drivenbysound
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:34 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Ok....A maid with benefits then....


thumbs up



(making mental note..riya coming over to the dark side=using emoticons)
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riyablossom
somewhere India
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:34 PM CST
bodleing wrote:
A man needs a maid!!!


:: showing a thumbs up from inside the hide out ::
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riyablossom
somewhere India
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:35 PM CST
drivenbysound wrote:
(making mental note..riya coming over to the dark side=using emoticons)


:: uhh oh ::
:scolding you .. that was giving them a little fresh air :

: back to no emoticons :
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bodleing
Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:55 PM CST
riyablossom wrote:
:: showing a from inside the hide out ::


Just taking cover from the incoming!!!



grin
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drivenbysound
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 1:59 PM CST
riyablossom wrote:
:: uhh oh ::
:scolding you .. that was giving them a little fresh air :

: back to no emoticons :


With the numerous scoldings I've had today, I'm assuming I'm off the Christmas list?



dunno




hug
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 2:01 PM CST
bodleing wrote:
Just taking cover from the incoming!!!



Do I have to bring my dung bombs in here????????========>in easter egg dunno grin
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drivenbysound
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 2:06 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Do I have to bring my dung bombs in here????????========>


<<<<< (thinking of a plan to rally the troops in hopes of restraining Hugz and use her as dung bomb target practice)




wave
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 2:08 PM CST
drivenbysound wrote:
<<<<< (thinking of a plan to rally the troops in hopes of restraining Hugz and use her as dung bomb target practice)



hole shock I'm armed and dangerous in here======>in easter egg in easter egg in easter egg



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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: Mar 30, 2008, 2:11 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Do I have to bring my dung bombs in here????????========>


I think it was much more fun when we used the balloons filled with whipped cream or paint devil devil devil
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