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With the numerous scoldings I've had today, I'm assuming I'm off the Christmas list?

I think it was much more fun when we used the balloons filled with whipped cream or paint

Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh...those were the days...We were soooooooo innocent back then....

Q: looking for a lady who is simple , ready to cook bake and clean , babysit them and their children , clean their home , garage and the furniture, look freshly laundered and lovely when he comes home , wait for him over breakfast and dinner, kiss goodnite and goodmorning and text good afternoon , mop and sweep to perfection , adore him to the verge of choking spells ???????well ...uhh ... what can is say .... all questions need not be answered


: sorry i know thats a miserable joke :

Yes until we started to lick off the whipped cream!

If they are: It's called a maid!!!!!!!!!!

Q: looking for a lady who is simple , ready to cook bake and clean , babysit them and their children , clean their home , garage and the furniture, look freshly laundered and lovely when he comes home , wait for him over breakfast and dinner, kiss goodnite and goodmorning and text good afternoon , mop and sweep to perfection , adore him to the verge of choking spells ???????well ...uhh ... what can is say .... all questions need not be answered


: sorry i know thats a miserable joke :

u best wake up out of your fairytale.But in India there are alot of guys who lick honey off your feet and legs and you ain't happy.

Q: looking for a lady who is simple , ready to cook bake and clean , babysit them and their children , clean their home , garage and the furniture, look freshly laundered and lovely when he comes home , wait for him over breakfast and dinner, kiss goodnite and goodmorning and text good afternoon , mop and sweep to perfection , adore him to the verge of choking spells ???????well ...uhh ... what can is say .... all questions need not be answered


: sorry i know thats a miserable joke :

I'll do everyrthing on that list.............just do the cooking and I'm a happy camper.

Or,is that still asking too much?

I'll do everyrthing on that list.............just do the cooking and I'm a happy camper.

Or,is that still asking too much?

Hi

I realized it was a stupid joke ..

Hi

hi Riya,yeah u seen that movie Stepford Wifes,where the men have women all as robots cooking cleaning kissing the ground they walked on.Now how about some Stepford men.

I realized it was a stupid joke ..

Hi