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Arizona dating
Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 2:16 PM CST
chriss wrote:
who needs money, once your here


True but I still need my passport and the plane ticket rolling eyes
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 3:15 PM CST
just swim, al meetyou half way in me pink rubber dingygrin
Serenity1971 wrote:
True but I still need my passport and the plane ticket
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casie1600
Somewhere, Indiana USA
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 3:25 PM CST
chriss wrote:
just swim, al meetyou half way in me pink rubber dingy


Anything rubber is a bad thing with you Chris!! rolling on the floor laughing
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lustfull
Tralee, Kerry Ireland
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 3:27 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing So truerolling on the floor laughing
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England singles
roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 3:29 PM CST

Nice one, Chris..... and in stilhetto heels, all the better!! Tee hee... grin

rolling on the floor laughing
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Pennsylvania matchmaking
knowswhentofold
Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 3:39 PM CST
good one :) rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue hug wave

so I f I work at a flooring store...I must be an expert...rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 3:43 PM CST
Hello Foldy Locks

wave
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knowswhentofold
Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 3:45 PM CST
diogenes wrote:
Hello Foldy Locks


Hiya Diogenes! wave hug good to see ya :) cheers
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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 3:50 PM CST
chriss wrote:
just swim, al meetyou half way in me pink rubber dingy


rolling on the floor laughing I don't want to be swimming with the sharks

uh oh! They might like me and want me for Breakfast lunch or dinner...Then again I'd probably only be a snack for them wow!
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Poetic
Heidelberg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 4:04 PM CST
here another joke...for the ladies:

men are like toiletts,


either they are occupied or they are ful of shi.....barfing


peace peace peace

cheers






















































hi men,

you can turn it ...too


cheers cheers cheers
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allready
portland, Oregon USA
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 6:02 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing here's to you rolling on the floor laughing here's to you rolling on the floor laughing
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Tumpa
ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 6:17 PM CST
highplains wrote:
Yes Cris....I know.......

I am a FIRM (ahem) believer, that if you are going to do something...do her right......make her want some more of that voodoo that you do so well.......No need to thank me, it's my pleasure.


Burt still trying to do his best Waverider impersonation....
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Tumpa
ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 6:20 PM CST
Tumpa wrote:
Burt still trying to do his best Waverider impersonation....


C'mon Burt Buddy...............you are the best voodoo master........with all of those dolls of yours.............but don't worry..............I will send you a flower........and all the CS'ers will too............then you can put away your nasty little needless Burty........

No need to thank me, it's my pleasure...peace yay
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Tumpa
ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 6:21 PM CST
Tumpa wrote:
C'mon Burt Buddy...............you are the best voodoo master........with all of those dolls of yours.............but don't worry..............I will send you a flower........and all the CS'ers will too............then you can put away your nasty little needless Burty........

No need to thank me, it's my pleasure...


*needles
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Tumpa
ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 31, 2008, 7:35 PM CST
Tumpa wrote:
C'mon Burt Buddy...............you are the best voodoo master........with all of those dolls of yours.............but don't worry..............I will send you a flower........and all the CS'ers will too............then you can put away your nasty little needless Burty........

No need to thank me, it's my pleasure...


Listen, Burt Buddy........where did you go???......You don't need those dolls Burt fella......put the needless down like a good little voodoo booboo that you are.......I'll send you a flower and it'll be allllllllright......

No need to thank me, it's my pleasure....
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 2:02 AM CST
naaa i left my gimp suit in the nuts club cas, ive give that to you, you know that laugh laugh sticking out tongue sticking out tongue
casie1600 wrote:
Anything rubber is a bad thing with you Chris!!
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 2:04 AM CST
bluddy ec, id be like a 3 course meal to themrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Serenity1971 wrote:
I don't want to be swimming with the sharks

They might like me and want me for Breakfast lunch or dinner...Then again I'd probably only be a snack for them
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 2:07 AM CST
its ok, i dont mind u using me as a floor tile, i like a bit of bondagesticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin
knowswhentofold wrote:
good one :)

so I f I work at a flooring store...I must be an expert...
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