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please say something to make me smile i've had a rubbish day!!!

bertyboy28
kings lynn, England UK

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 9:51 AM CST

help

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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 9:52 AM CST

bertyboy28 wrote:

help

Don't worry we all have crappy days..Tomorrows another day and this one will be a thing of the past!!!!!!!!!

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 10:04 AM CST

Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind

And when you’re all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody’s there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low that you don’t know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry bout a thing, got the world on a string
’Cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a’meltin’ away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are comin’ to stay

I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feelin’s like a sunshine-y day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is goin’ my way

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a’meltin’ away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are comin’ to stay

Yeah, I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And the feelin’s like a sunshine-y day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is goin’ my way (my trouser monster)
Everything is goin’ my way (my meat is murder)
Everything is goin’ my way (…size doesn’t matter…?)
Everything is goin’ my way

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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 10:05 AM CST

play a joke on someone, it will make you laugh.

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 10:07 AM CST

Awww sweetie, what's the problem?

Does that make it feel all better?

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bodleing
Greater Manchester, England UK

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 10:11 AM CST

Living in Kings Lynn i'm not surprised.

But maybe tomorrow will be better.

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bertyboy28
kings lynn, England UK

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 10:16 AM CST

i know kings lynn sucks assssssssssssssssssssssssss!!! (anyone from Kings Lynn who likes it no offence meant....but its still rubbish)

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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 11:26 AM CST

bodleing wrote:

Living in Kings Lynn i'm not surprised.

But maybe tomorrow will be better.

Gosh, Graham "Eagle Eyes" Bodleing, whatever..... well spotted, I missed that!!

Yeah, Kings Lynn, eh?? Ahhhh.....

Never mind, love!!

Hold on, what the...?? I don't know anything about the place.....

Graham!!!!

You're a BAD, BAD influence, ya know that??!!

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bodleing
Greater Manchester, England UK

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 11:37 AM CST

roseofsharon wrote:

Gosh, Graham "Eagle Eyes" Bodleing, whatever..... well spotted, I missed that!!

Yeah, Kings Lynn, eh?? Ahhhh..... Never mind, love!!

Hold on, what the...?? I don't know anything about the place.....

Graham!!!! You're a BAD, BAD influence, ya know that??!!

I once had the misfortune of having to work
for a few weeks in Boston.
We used to sometimes go to Kings Lynn for
a night out.
Dont even want to think about it.

Hi Alison

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spiceygamble
Hell, North Carolina USA

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 11:42 AM CST

What if I were to tell you I have no knickers on.
That's got to be worth at least a small grin.

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 11:43 AM CST

spiceygamble wrote:

What if I were to tell you I have no knickers on.
That's got to be worth at least a small grin.

Gosh!

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 11:43 AM CST

spiceygamble wrote:

What if I were to tell you I have no knickers on.
That's got to be worth at least a small grin.

I bet thats provoked more than a small grin..

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 11:49 AM CST

spiceygamble wrote:

What if I were to tell you I have no knickers on.
That's got to be worth at least a small grin.

The world needs more philanthopists like you.

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spiceygamble
Hell, North Carolina USA

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 11:51 AM CST

*seaching for... can't find... darned cs...
where's the mooning emot when you need it?

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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 11:53 AM CST

bodleing wrote:

I once had the misfortune of having to work
for a few weeks in Boston.
We used to sometimes go to Kings Lynn for
a night out.
Dont even want to think about it. Hi Alison

Yeah, but you got me thinking about it now.... ya bugger!!

Back atcha, handsome!!

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 11:54 AM CST

bertyboy28 wrote:

help

You have a cute smile...?

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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 11:54 AM CST

Here ya go...

These 2 horses walk into a bar and they each order a beer. The bartender sets the beer down in front of them and says so...

Why the long faces?

I know it's bad

I thought it was better than telling you I was sitting here naked

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drivenbysound
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 11:56 AM CST

Serenity1971 wrote:

Here ya go...

These 2 horses walk into a bar and they each order a beer. The bartender sets the beer down in front of them and says so...

Why the long faces?

I know it's bad I thought it was better than telling you I was sitting here naked

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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 11:56 AM CST

Ambrose2007 wrote:

You have a cute smile...?

Ooooo errrrr....!!!

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gorgeous210
Galway, Galway Ireland

Posted: Apr 1, 2008, 11:57 AM CST

Knock Knock

Whoes there?

Stan
Stan who?

Stand back I think I'm going to sneeqe...

Acheew.

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