Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Apr 3, 2008, 2:43 PM CST
A happily married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pains to the baby's biological father wherever he may be.
Both were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set for 10%, but the husband felt nothing.
So, the doctor increased it to 20%. Still, the father said he felt fine and his blood pressure was normal.
He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50%. Still there was no reaction.
The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic.
When they got home, they found the gardener lying almost dead at the gate.