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Labor Pains

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Labor Pains




Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Apr 3, 2008, 2:43 PM CST
A happily married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pains to the baby's biological father wherever he may be.

Both were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set for 10%, but the husband felt nothing.

So, the doctor increased it to 20%. Still, the father said he felt fine and his blood pressure was normal.

He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50%. Still there was no reaction.

The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic.

When they got home, they found the gardener lying almost dead at the gate.

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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 3, 2008, 2:45 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing laugh Ha
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DadofDucks
Wentzville, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 3, 2008, 2:48 PM CST
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Apr 3, 2008, 2:49 PM CST
That is cruel But funny, wish I could have had one of those machinesrolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Apr 3, 2008, 11:21 PM CST
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Serenity1971
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Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 12:07 AM CST
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Fallenangel74
southern, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 12:12 AM CST
HA!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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