Three Women Friends

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Guitarstrings

Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada

Three Women Friends
Three men, one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decide to surprise and amaze their men...that night all three will wear a leather bodice, S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up again ...

The engaged girlfriend said, "The other night when my boyfriend came home, he found me with the leather bodice, 4 inch stilettos and mask. When he saw me he said 'You are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long."

The mistress said, "Uh huh, me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat...he did not say a word...but we had wild sex all night."

It was the married woman's turn, so she said, "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes...my husband came from work, opened the door, looked at me and said, Hi Batman, what's for dinner?"
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Tumpa

ottawa, Ontario Canada

Re: Three Women Friends
Guitarstrings: Three men, one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decide to surprise and amaze their men...that night all three will wear a leather bodice, S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up again ...

The engaged girlfriend said, "The other night when my boyfriend came home, he found me with the leather bodice, 4 inch stilettos and mask. When he saw me he said 'You are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long."

The mistress said, "Uh huh, me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat...he did not say a word...but we had wild sex all night."

It was the married woman's turn, so she said, "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes...my husband came from work, opened the door, looked at me and said, Hi Batman, what's for dinner?"


I know it was a cute little joke, but in all seriousness......

If I was to be greeted in that fashion, I would have said, "wrap me in your wings and fly me to your cave...."
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Guitarstrings

Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada

Re: Three Women Friends
Sorry peeps, the second word in the first paragraph should read
women not men...... my typo.
doh
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