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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 12:09 AM CST
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet ! came out.'

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the
Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'


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drivenbysound
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 12:11 AM CST
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 9, 2008, 6:31 PM CST
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rescuemepleez
clydebank, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 9, 2008, 6:33 PM CST
That was brill..thanks.laugh
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JOESINGLEDAD2
NAVARRE, Guadalupe Mexico
Posted: Apr 9, 2008, 6:42 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing That's just wrong.
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bajanblue
Speightstown, Saint Peter Barbados
Posted: Apr 9, 2008, 6:45 PM CST
This is so funny! Thank you.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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DadofDucks
Wentzville, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 9, 2008, 7:00 PM CST
Boys will be boys...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing devil teddy bear
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irishlass45
texas, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 9, 2008, 7:01 PM CST
OMG!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing blushing rolling on the floor laughing
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 9, 2008, 7:04 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing dancing banana
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 14, 2008, 7:33 PM CST
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PeachesandRay
Concord, North Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 14, 2008, 8:05 PM CST
Serenity1971 wrote:
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet ! came out.'

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the
Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'


Never put any kind of gun in a male's hands, he can't control where his bullets go, obviouslydancing banana wow! rolling on the floor laughing D'oh! devil

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Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: Jun 14, 2008, 8:08 PM CST
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trish123
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 14, 2008, 8:11 PM CST
Serenity1971 wrote:
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet ! came out.'

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the
Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'



Hahahaha - get well and come back soon hun hug teddy bear hug
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HealthyLiving
Sulphur, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Jun 14, 2008, 8:54 PM CST
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Damn It Gina!dropping jaw
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