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What's the best thing to make if you're in a hurry to 'get your evil way'?

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What's the best thing to make if you're in a hurry to 'get your evil way'?

Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 3:22 AM CST
I enjoy cooking.

I get great pleasure from giving pleasure.

I like to create a pleasant ambiance, my guest/guests to feel comfortable and secure and warm and happy and good.

However, cooking takes time!

What's the best meal to prepare that's nice but doesn't stop you nibbling the ear/canoodling with the lady (or man for you ladies or 'whatever' for 'others')???????

I mean to say, I'm a gentleman, of course, but life is so short and cooking just ain't foreplay, is it? blushing

Tell me what you'd cook for the one you lust after that doesn't take too long, but makes them feel special!

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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 3:24 AM CST
Well I'd probably go all out and cook 2 minute noodles.cheers
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Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 3:26 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Well I'd probably go all out and cook 2 minute noodles.


I'm impressed - you sexy beastie!¬ rolling on the floor laughing
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 3:29 AM CST
rusty_knight wrote:
I'm impressed - you sexy beastie!¬
laugh Seriously though, I'm a BBQ girl. Slap something on the BBQ, and a nice cold winewine . And a bit of a chin wag.

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Posted: Apr 4, 2008, 3:33 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Seriously though, I'm a BBQ girl. Slap something on the BBQ, and a nice cold wine . And a bit of a chin wag.


but what will the neighbours think? Nosey buggers!

ok - a bbq sounds nice - and it's relaxed and everybody can participate while I have the 'heavy' duty of opening wine and stuff...notice how everybody reckons they are experts when it comes to bbq's?

Brilliant idea - let them get on with the cooking while you and I have a chinwag on the swing at the bottom of the garden! Yum! Yum!

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Posted: May 13, 2008, 9:01 PM CST
rusty_knight wrote:
I enjoy cooking.

I get great pleasure from giving pleasure.

I like to create a pleasant ambiance, my guest/guests to feel comfortable and secure and warm and happy and good.

However, cooking takes time!

What's the best meal to prepare that's nice but doesn't stop you nibbling the ear/canoodling with the lady (or man for you ladies or 'whatever' for 'others')???????

I mean to say, I'm a gentleman, of course, but life is so short and cooking just ain't foreplay, is it?

Tell me what you'd cook for the one you lust after that doesn't take too long, but makes them feel special!

¬


Cooking can be foreplay. I'm female and men like grills. I would marinate a good steak, skewer some shrimp and put him to work. Salad would be done and I'd chat him up, over the grill.

For women, give flowers, serve salad, shrimp, pilaf (med style) and use the hibachi as a fireplace, or go swimming, after dinner. Tell her about the constellations. Light jazz, or blues, in the background. Light chocolate will impress.
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: May 13, 2008, 9:08 PM CST
muppetkiller wrote:
Cooking can be foreplay.


Just make sure your pic the right fruits and veggies..... cucumber, bananna, LOLrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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StressFree
SF Bay Area/Las Vegas, California USA
Posted: May 13, 2008, 9:33 PM CST
The hell with the cooking, lets get after it...cook and sizzle first....then eat.devil
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: May 13, 2008, 9:36 PM CST
StressFree wrote:
The hell with the cooking, lets get after it...cook and sizzle first....then eat.



How true, don't need to refuel yet, expend that energy and then refuel....rolling on the floor laughing
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StressFree
SF Bay Area/Las Vegas, California USA
Posted: May 13, 2008, 9:37 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
How true, don't need to refuel yet, expend that energy and then refuel....


You see how we northern Californians think. Always on the practical side.
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: May 13, 2008, 9:56 PM CST
StressFree wrote:
You see how we northern Californians think. Always on the practical side.


Not only that but I'm sure I'm consuming some calories in the process. blushing
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 13, 2008, 11:00 PM CST
StressFree wrote:
The hell with the cooking, lets get after it...cook and sizzle first....then eat.


Yeah I like that.applause devil
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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: May 13, 2008, 11:02 PM CST
I picked up a few pounds just by reading this thread.....
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 13, 2008, 11:21 PM CST
some things just can't be rushed!!wink
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