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revenge

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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 11:19 AM CST
cant remember if i have poted this b4 but just incase i will do it again




A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of "a house of ill repute" and knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said "No".
The boy said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want."

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in
the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the prick who ran over my FROG!"
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trish123
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 11:21 AM CST
Have heard it before Chriss, no idea where or when - but its still a good un laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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rescuemepleez
clydebank, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 11:23 AM CST
ive never heard that before....Brill chriss.laugh
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 11:23 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 11:28 AM CST
ya i think i may ofposted it b4, its my old age settin in, started to get memory loss haha
trish123 wrote:
Have heard it before Chriss, no idea where or when - but its still a good un
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trish123
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 11:33 AM CST
chriss wrote:
ya i think i may ofposted it b4, its my old age settin in, started to get memory loss haha


chuckles, by that reckoning it a wonder I even remembered reading it rolling on the floor laughing wave
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 11:35 AM CST
hahaha

just think how a gold fish feels, they must swim around that little bowl all day saying


oooooh look at this,hmmmm whats this, wow i like that,laugh laugh laugh
trish123 wrote:
chuckles, by that reckoning it a wonder I even remembered reading it
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trish123
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 12:41 PM CST
chriss wrote:
hahaha

just think how a gold fish feels, they must swim around that little bowl all day sayingoooooh look at this,hmmmm whats this, wow i like that,


I know that feeling all too bell Chriss grin laugh
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trish123
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 12:42 PM CST
trish123 wrote:
I know that feeling all too bell Chriss



seeeeee! I cant even spell 'Welllll' any more rolling on the floor laughing
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