Posted: Apr 7, 2008, 12:09 PM CST
Man Is Flung From Roof of His Speeding Minivan, Runs Naked Along Highway
Sunday, April 06, 2008
In Pennsylvania, a naked man who was catapulted from a moving minivan, Tazered three times and finally tackled to the ground by police is in fair condition this weekend, it is reported.
According to the Reading Eagle newspaper, police say they responded to calls Friday from frantic motorists who reported seeing a man climb on top of his minivan roof while it was moving about 55 miles per hour, and watched as he was flung into the woods as the vehicle crashed into a highway guide rail.
Witnesses said the man then climbed up an embankment, took off his clothes and ran on the shoulder of a busy highway bleeding from a foot-long gash in his side, the paper said.
Police Tazered the man three times to try to restrain him. They finally had to tackle him to ground, according to reports.
The man was taken to Reading Hospital in critical condition where toxicology tests were conducted.
Really? You don't think he was on drugs or anything, do you? Hah!