Thread:

Wet Pants

Category:
Religion

Wet Pants




Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Apr 9, 2008, 5:33 PM CST
While I am not an overly religious perons, I do go to church on occassion ~ this little bitty touched me and gave me that AHA! moment.

Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.

The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat.'

He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.

The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, 'Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!'

Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie.

She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've done enough, you klutz!'

Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, 'You did that on purpose, didn't you?' Susie whispers back, 'I wet my pants once too.'

May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good..

Remember.....Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

Each and everyone one of us is going through tough times right now, but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith.

This prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards. Let's continue to pray for one another.



The Prayer:


Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and those that who are reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of Your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them Your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through Your grace. Where there is need, I ask you to fulfill their needs. Bless their homes, families, finances, their goings and their comings and may each and every one of them find that special someone they are seeking. Amen.


Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
kalmar singles
StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 9, 2008, 5:46 PM CST
We gotta pray just to make it today- MC Hammer

Anyways, if you ask the universe, the universe will give....only if you believe.
Praying for others does not help them. It is a kind gesture, but we can only help and save ourselves. A little divine help from the Force/Source may help, that is very unlikely.
We bless ourselves with our thoughts and actions. If you just pray, think negative, and do nothing, what do you think will happen?

I am not suggesting for you not to pray, but to do something to help other than pray. If you are not part of the solution, than you are part of the problem.

Just my take and I am not trying to coerce anyone into thinking otherwise....just showing a door that I have gone through which has brought me nothing but bliss and a warm humid kiss.....
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



rescuemepleez
clydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 9, 2008, 5:49 PM CST
I enjoyed that story..thank you.
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



Cary0608
Mandaluyong City, Quezon City Philippines
Posted: Jul 8, 2008, 6:22 AM CST
hi guitarstrings!

i read this story in Christianster.com...lots of inspiring stories there...thanks for sharing :)heart beating handshake
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 8, 2008, 6:29 AM CST
this is what life should be about. People helping people. Without the labels of religion. It's just humanity!! If only there were more "humans"
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Zrich dating
Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Jul 8, 2008, 7:45 AM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
this is what life should be about. People helping people. Without the labels of religion. It's just humanity!! If only there were more "humans"
There are,they're just not that easy to find!wave peace
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »

Report this thread if it breaks rules, is offensive, or contains fighting. Staff does not know about forum abuse (and cannot do anything about it), unless you tell us about it. If this thread is offensive, please click here to report it »

If site dates and times do not show correctly, you can fix this by editing your timezone
Click here to edit your timezone »