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Really bad ideas II- made up funny- not real

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:06 AM CST
Avacado Icecream.

add some to the list.
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Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:09 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Avacado Icecream.

add some to the list.


Bolgna-peanutbutter
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:09 AM CST
banana flavored water.
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Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:15 AM CST
An antipollution water soluble umbrella.

condum seconds.

Birth control pills that work only half the time.....sold as a joke item.

A hammer with a light that shines out the handle bottom for nailing in the dark.

A solar flashlight.

Reversable diapers.

A three cup bra for that girl with a little something extra.

A bra with a coin purse in the middle.
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:25 AM CST
saltwater bubble gum
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:33 AM CST
Car wax that changes the color of your car,

owning a 62 inch TV and only rabbit ears!

The walmart watches that say waterproof to 500 feet, but if you get rained on, it stops working. Knew I shouldnt have walked that extra 10 feet!

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:36 AM CST
Doggy door on a car!
(what if he needs to go out- at 80 mph)?
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:44 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
An antipollution water soluble umbrella.

condum seconds.

Birth control pills that work only half the time.....sold as a joke item.

A hammer with a light that shines out the handle bottom for nailing in the dark.

A solar flashlight.

Reversable diapers.

A three cup bra for that girl with a little something extra.

A bra with a coin purse in the middle.


A bra with a coin purse in the middle.

I think they actually make those in the south rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:47 AM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
A bra with a coin purse in the middle.

I think they actually make those in the south


a wallet inside a man's front zipper? dunno
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Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:48 AM CST
rusty_knight wrote:
a wallet inside a man's front zipper?


'glow in the dark' vibrators for shy ladies who don't know whether they are coming or going?
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:48 AM CST
Wouldn't a burned out light bulb be a true "BLACK" light?

How can there even be a black light.. when black is a complete void of light?
D'oh!
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Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:52 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Wouldn't a burned out light bulb be a true "BLACK" light?

How can there even be a black light.. when black is a complete void of light?



Car alarms - now that would be a REALLY bad idea! rolling on the floor laughing

(I bet they'd go off all the time and annoy everybody and if somebody actually did try to break into your car nobody would take any notice because it had gone off so many times before as a false alarm.....no, that would be a really silly invention!)
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:54 AM CST
Taking a picture of a woman at 4:00 am

True...LIVER cheese!
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:55 AM CST
Invisible paintconfused
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 12:58 AM CST
a hammer with a switchblade handle
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 1:02 AM CST
Remote control remote?
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 1:02 AM CST
cheese slaw
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Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 1:03 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
a hammer with a switchblade handle


ouch!
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 1:04 AM CST
super glue on bandaids
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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 1:08 AM CST
rusty_knight wrote:
Car alarms - now that would be a REALLY bad idea!

(I bet they'd go off all the time and annoy everybody and if somebody actually did try to break into your car nobody would take any notice because it had gone off so many times before as a false alarm.....no, that would be a really silly invention!)



My neighbors car alarm went off from 2-3am, and I had to call the cops last night and it's going off again.

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