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Cartwheeling for cash

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Cartwheeling for cash

Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 7:23 AM CST
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"

The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
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Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:35 AM CST
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Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:39 AM CST

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rescuemepleez
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Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:41 AM CST
Wicked but funny..thanks..R.
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Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:59 AM CST
cartwheel.. joy ..cartwheel.. joy.. cartwheel ...joy


show me the MONEY!!!rolling on the floor laughing ..rolling on the floor laughing

good one!!!applause wave
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